She's Really A Guy. 《Kellic》

Chapter 7.

"Ugh!" Inlet out a noise of frustration. This is fucking stupid. "Argh! I hate everythig!" I shouted and threw my shoe at door just as Justin came rushing in and the shoe hit his head and he fell to the ground. "Justin!" I shrieked in panic and rushed over to him.

"Okay, why the fuck is going on because it sounds like you're having amgry sex with someone"

"Oh Justin, I'm sorry"

"What. Happened. Why did you throw a flicking stilato at me!"

"Uh it's a wedge. And uh well.. my eyeliner wasn't doing what I wanted it too"

"You threw a shoe because of FUCKING EYELINER!"

"Hey! Eyeliner is a girls best friend man."

"Well don't throw a fucking hissy fit over it!"

"Dude, eyeliner has become part of my life don't even dare try and diss it"

We both stopped at looked at each other quite weirdly.

"Okay Kellin, please remeber that you're a guy"

"Justin please remeber I need to be as much a girl as I can. Now let me try and get what they call 'tights' on"

"Good luch" he chuckled out.

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"Ya know, I starting to feel why they call them tights 'cause damm they tight" I said once in the kitchen. Justin looked up and the cereal on his spoon fell onto his lap. I raised an eye brow and placed a hand on my hip.

"Quite drooling, we're gonma be late"

"Uh...um...y-you d-don't have your car remember?"

"Shit I fo-" a car horn went off. "Is that Jesse?"

"Nope"

I shrugged and looked out the window to see Vic and my car.
How'd he get my keys?

"We got a ride lets go blondie" I said and headed for the front door. Vic was leant up against my car with a cigarette in his mouth. That just won't do. I pulled the cigarette out his mouth and threw it on the floor.

"Hey, I wasn't done with that"

"I don't like cigarettes, and I'd prefer not to taste your cigarette breath" he raised an eyebrow.

"Taste huh? Do you plan on kissing me?"

"I don't know, you tell me" I said suggestively. He got my hint and grabbed my hips pulling me closer and planting a sweek kiss on my lips. Once we pulled away he pulled out his carton of cigarettes and threw them in the bin.

"You threw them away?"

"Yup"

"Why?"

"Because you don't like them"

"You're giving up... for me?"

"I want to make you happy amd you don't like them so neither do I" he said with a shrug. Woah this guy is gonna hate me when he finds out I'm a guy. I'm laughing in my head, whynthe fuck am I laughing! I ended up laughing out loud just thinking of his facial expressions once he finds out that I'm a guy! He gave up smoking for a fucking guy! Oh I can't wait to see his reaction, I'll be laughing in his face with Justin, Gabe, Jack and Jesse. It's gonna be hilarious, hopefully it can get done sooner or later.

"What's so funny?" Vic questioned.

"Just remembered how I threw a shoe today and it accidentally hit Justin. Sorry about that by the way" I said turning back to face Justin. "Hm" was what he said in return, he didn't even look at me. I can't help but think I made him upset. We'll talk later.

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Saturday

I love Saturdays! Not because it's the weekend but because I get to wear my normal male clothing. I went down stairs, it's a late afternoon and I'm just in my jeans and a oversized hoodie. I went into the kitchen and opened the freezer looking for the ice cream. Justin has it. I shut the freezer just as Justin's mom Jane walked.

"Oh, good morning Kellin"

"Morning Mrs. Hills"

"Don't be silly, call me mom"

"haha okay mom" I said testing the word out then left the kitchen going into the lounge. I took a seat by Justin and put my legs ontop of his and took the ice cream out his hand with the spoon and starting eating it.

"Hey I was eating that!"

"Well now I'm eating it" I said and shoved a giant spoonful of ice cream in my mouth as the door bell rang. Justing tapped my legs andmi got up to answer it. I shoved another giant spoonful of ice cream in my mouth as I opened the door. I looked up saw Vic, panicked and slammed the door shut. "Shit" I said to myself as Justin rushed over.

"What?"

"It's vic"

"What?"

"Vic you know, tall, tanned, sexy"

"Yeah, yeah, what is he doig here"

"I don't know, um stall him while I get ready. Damn it what do I wear"

"Sweats"

"Huh?"

"Wrap up, put sweats on and, and, put your hair in a messy bun. Put some eyeliner and mascara on and you'll be fine. Go, go,go!" He shooed me and I did so. Once I came back down Vic was sitting on the sofa. This dude is unbelievably unexpected, who shows up to someone's house just like that.

Okay, I'm putting a time lapes right here because this needs to speed up now. Three months later, Vic and Kellin are not together yet.

Three months already and I'm still not homesick. It's Saturday afternoon, and I'm sitting on Justin's sofa watching Adventure Time, picking at my nails, I got a manicure yesterday and my nails look amazing and stornger nail beds.

"Hey kels can I take a picture of you?" Justin asked.

"No way, I'm not wearing any make-up so zero pictures will be taken"

"Haha nice one" he said laughing. Why is laughing? "Dude you can stop pretending now, go get changed"

"But I like what I'm wearing. Hey! We should do something today"

"Kelli-"

"Kally"

"Kally.... right dude um... remeber that you're a guy not a girl and you're messing with Vic okay?" He said slowly but firmly.

"Dude I know, could you get me a skinny latte from starbucks please?" I asked totally ignoring that fact that he thinks I forgot I'm a guy or something. Uh please.

"Whatever" he said sighing loudly. What is up with him acting like a girl can't sit on the sofa wearing a brand new skirt, cute crop top and watch Adventure Time, he has serious issues.

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One Justing gorpt back he handed me my latte and I got a text.
I looked at my phone and the text read:

' I know your little secret and so will everyone else' I dropped my phone instantly.

"What? What is it" Justin asked as i got another text, I didn't have to anwer Justin, the text did it for me.

'Busted'

A^N

well, well, well who could have figured out that Kellin or 'Kally' is a guy *gasp*

Vote and comment who you think it could be.

Love you guys

Byee