The scene begins outside of a building as a portal opened up and Blitz, Loona, Starla Randy he's in a ninja suit. as they all hid behind the side of the building.
Blitzo: alright Looney, today we're dealing with a "children's entertainer". Goes by. . "Mr Wrigglers". Thought this would be a good one for you and me and a good one for Starla and Randy training in I.M.P...
Starla: finally, I get to be a part of something!
Randy: are you sure you want to murder People?
Starla: Yeah That My Pops Did
Blitzo: and I think you know why I brought you, Looney
Loona: uhh, yeah. I hate that sunshine and rainbows s##t. These guys always turn out to be sickos. Where are we? His third-world sex resort? His slave cult compound?
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Blitzo: I just thought he would be really easy to kill, y'know? And then we could have the whole rest of the day for daddy daughter time!
Loona: Ugh. Fine
She said as she transformed into her human disguise and went inside the building.
Blitz: okay, you go on and I'll just sneak in. (To Randy and Starla) Now you'll be our getaway bike in case s##t goes sideways, Star and Randy
Starla: glad We can help Pops
With Loona.
Loona was walking down the hallway until she found the room Mr Wrigglers was in.
Loona: holy s##t, that was just unlocked
Mr Wrigglers: of course. My door's always open to a new friend. Would you and this little bundle of joy happen to be orphans?
Loona: ... Are we what?
Mr Wrigglers: orphans
Loona: uhh yeah actually I am. How did you-
Mr. Wrigglers: From the charity event!
Loona: Oh! Uh. Yes
Mr. Wrigglers: Well isn't that just a wonderful thing that makes you special? What can I do to brighten up your day?
Loona: Yeah, you can cut the Santa Claus s##t, I actually came to kill you
Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, heavens... These Wish-a-Wish things sure have gotten mighty extreme. Well, if that would make you happy, you're more'n welcome. Anything for an orphan
Suddenly, Blitzo falls into the room between the two from a vent, screaming.
Loona: Oh, he's an orphan too, he has... f##king... red-itis
Mr. Wrigglers: Oh hello there, special friend!
Blitzo: Hiiiii... Loona, what's the- what's the deal here? Were you waiting on me?
Loona: Yeah, I was just about to shoot him. You want to get comfortable, or any last requests?
Mr. Wrigglers: Oh, I- I wouldn't want to be a bother! Given your limited time left on this earth I'd like you to enjoy it
Loona: *sighs* We might have a sec. What is it?
Mr. Wrigglers: I just wanna say goodbye to my children
Loona: I think we can swing that
Blitzo: The red-itis will probably kill me by the- (shocked by Loona accepting Mr. Wrigglers' request) Wait, what?!
Mr. Wrigglers: That's very kind! Thank you
Blitzo: Loona, what in Satan's sphincter has gotten into you?
Loona: I don't know! Would it really be the worst thing to let a dad spend some time with his kids?
Blitzo: That's what I'm saying, he's being a total d##k!
Blitzo points his finger at Mr. Wrigglers, but then looks at Loona and realizes this means a lot to her. Reluctantly, he relented.
Blitzo: Fine. Just make it quick, you shrivelled nutsack ,and Your Sister and his Human too ________________________________________ later We see Mr Wrigglers talking to a bunch of different kids at a bunch of different houses saying goodbye until several hours later Blitz was getting impatient.
Blitzo: alright, I'm not buying it! There's no way this many women dropped their panties for the guy who teaches ABC's to puppets!
Mr Wrigglers: Oh! (Laughs) No! No, no. I've been happily married for 74 years to my very first sweetheart. And I exclusively regularly perform oral sex on her. She gets more pleasure than way. So I much prefer it to intercourse.
Blitzo: then where the f##k did all these kids come from!?
Mr Wrigglers: a lot of orphans have trouble getting adopted, so I just adopt those ones myself.
Blitzo: well, isn't that just F##KING great! We wasted the whole damn day on this!
Mr Wrigglers: oh, what a beautiful sunset. I'd quite like to watch that as I go. Will you join me?
Loona: ...
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We see them sitting at a bench in front of the sunset as Blitz was just standing by a tree with Starla and Randy was enjoying the Sunsets.
Mr Wrigglers: I'm glad I could make a new friend today. I hope I see you again in the great beyond
Loona: well, I'll be in hell. So, probably not. Unless there's something I don't know about you
Mr Wrigglers: you know who I am, and I know someday you'll show the world who you really are
Loona: I don't think they'll like the real me
Mr Wrigglers: I know I would
Loona just sat there and decided to get out of her human disguise but that just caused Mr Wrigglers to freak out.
Loona: oh, f##k! F##K!!!
Loona immediately freaked out as she accidentally shot Mr Wrigglers in the knee.
Loona immediately freaked out as she accidentally shot Mr Wrigglers in the knee. Mr Wrigglers threw sand at Loona shot Mr Wrigglers in the ankle.
Loona: did you just pocket sand me!?
Mr Wrigglers tried to crawl away and Loona tried shooting the gun again but she was out of bullets.
Blitz started running towards them with a large rock.
Blitzo: DON'T WORRY!!! DADDY WILL FIX THIS!!!!!!
Then Blitz started smashing Mr Wrigglers head with the rock over and over and over and over again.
Starla: Everybody, out of the way!
Starla vehicle drove towards them and as Blitz and Loona jumped out of the way Starla and Randy ran over the already dead body.
Blitzo Loona and Randy: ....
Starla: guess I learned rule #1 one of working at I.Μ.Ρ....
Blitzo: oh that's my Star _________________________________________
