POKEMON TRAVELS

CHAPTER 1:MY first pokemon

           Rrrhhhh rrrhhhhhh rhhhhhhh i reach up and hit the top of my Pokemon alarm clock. Oh shit i slept in i hurry and get up to put on my clothes my name is Dakota my friends call me shadow I'm emo and today me and my bestfriends are going to go see our friend Dawn compete in her contest. as i approach the edge of town i see my friend Josh who we call hipster Joe smoking a cigarette Dawn is his girlfriend i sat next t o him while we waited for Heath and Gary. I ask how his last nite with Dawn was when Heath approaches we say hey to each other. Josh then begins to tell us about their date Heath is obviosly interested because Dawn is his cousin and has wanted Josh and Dawn to get married for the longest time. He begins telling us how they were about to have sex when cock blocker her Torchic pops out of its poke-ball and begins to use ember on them.

     I begin to laugh something only hipster Joe and Gary make me do because every time him and Dawn try to fuck Torchic always interrupts them which is why its named cock blocker. Gary finally begins to approach and i yell " yo fat ass are u late because u were eating or because you had your bannary bent over the bed."

            He yells " i do not have sex with Pokemon my mom woke me up late."

  I reply " your a fucking liar we have walked in on you with bunnary without you knowing. " he blushes wondering if I'm bluffing. While we are walking down the path i see a girl who has beautiful reddish brown hair and golden eyes May Professor Birches daughter she looks at me and blushes as we walk by.

    Gary hits me on the shoulder and says" got a crushy wushy on Birches daughter do we i didn't think you had a soul Shadow ." 

    I reply " i don't because your ugly face killed it ". He shuts up and keeps walking ahead with Heath.

Josh says " bro go ahead go back for her i know you have liked her since we were little. " i blush dammit he is right. I brush it off like nothing although i start remembering how we used to play together before her dad said for her to stay away because my parents were in team Magma back when they were defeated by Ash Ketchum the Pokemon master in which mi dad lost his life when Pikachu blew up the base. I have always tried to convince him I'm not like my parents but he never believes me dammit i hate my past. Bunnary then jumps on top of mi head and messes up mi hair i throw her off and yell " Gary keep your disgusting Pokemon of me dammit. "

      He puts her away the guys don't know what  only may does but i secretly love Pokemon unless they look weak. When i turn around to walk home they guys react with Shadow where the hell you going i keep walking and say i have business to attend to. I want to see may so bad as i approach the end of the path i hear screams and run ahead and see professor Birch cornered by a wild Poochyena he screams" Dakota is this your doing call off your dam Pokemon young man."

      I stare like what the hell i yell " old man i do not even own a Pokemon and im not like my parents." i then run over and grab a poke-ball from his abandoned bag while he screams thief at me.

      I yell " shut your fucking mouth is that any way to talk to the guy who is about to save you" i throw it and out pops out a small turtle Pokemon i tell it to use tackle and it tackles the wolf Pokemon into the woods where it runs off. I then walk over and help birch get up and he just stares at me in awe, i say " got a problem with my face."

       As i give back the poke-ball   he stops me and says " Dakota I'm sorry i have misjudged your character i want you to keep squirtle and if you would i would like you to use this pokedex to help with my research."  I stare blushing smiling and  say" yes i will if i can be friends with your daughter because i lov-- i mean i miss hanging out with her."

my face is as red as a magmars ass and dont ask how i know how red its ass is, i Can tell he sees thru me and says " son you have my blessing just don't hurt her your a good kid and i know you love her."

            He hands me 5 more pokeballs that are empty before walking away. i stand there blushing and confused when he says " by the way may is on route 103 somewhere go find her and make sure you protect her from harm I'm trusting her to you."

          As i am walking  on route 101  again i am thinking if all this is real or if I'm dreaming when the poochyena from earlier appears and clearly pissed that i  beat it earlier as he leaps at me with its teeth  squirtle pops out of his ball and knocks it back with water gun i look for a poke-ball and throw it at the poochyena and it goes down  quickly.  I'm surprised i caught my first Pokemon easily  then i look at squirtle and say " your a little bad ass aren't you you don't take shit from no one do you."

          He buffs out his chest proud of the complement. we enter old-dale town and i see Josh Heath but no Gary i walk by and a lady from the poke mart stops me and gives me a potion. i see May up ahead setting up camp because its getting dark out side i say " hey."

      She looks surprised happy and something else i am not sure of yet she falls back and i run over to help her up.

    "May are you OK your dad sent me here to make sure you  are OK." i say .

 "He did?" she replies i then explain to her what  happened except for the part where i practically admit i loved her she gets closer to me and says " I'm sorry its cold out here i wrap a arm around her and say" its ok i mean its cold out here so its fi-----" she cuts me off with a kiss and i blush deep red . she smiles and say " i have wanted to do that for so long i have always loved you Shadow."

  I say " how do you know my nickname?"

   She replies" i know alot about you thanks to josh he told me everything even how your in love with me  and i even told him how you secretly love Pokemon even cute ones."

     I reply" ok i do love you may i have always loved you and i have been to shy to tell you or let my friends see the real me because i am afraid they will judge me for no reason like everyone else does. she says" lets go to bed. "

     I say but i do not have a tent or sleeping bag." 

    She says "lets share then". i blush at her comment and think are we dating now . while i was in thought she had dragged me into the tent with her and pushed me down onto the sleeping bag and says " I'm sorry Ive wanted this for to long."

      Before i could comment she somehow got my pants and boxers off in a flash she then started giving me a blowjob  when we heard voices outside she quickly stopped and i slid into the sleeping bag while she hid mi clothes under her body. we lay there quiet listening to  see if we could hear what  they were saying i heard what sounded like Birch say they are around here some where they are probably in the tent at that moment i panicked and then realized May some how took the sleeping bag and put mi clothes back on me dam shes fast. He looked in and saw us he thought we were asleep and left us alone we could hear him and now i realize mi mom is the other person are talking.

 " Your son is quit the young man he isn't like your husband "says Birch.

   mi mom then says " ex husband you are forgetting i divorced him quit team magma because Ash was right and  ran off with Dakota". i lay there in shock at what i am hearing.

  " You know your ex husband is moving magma around here again  and if Dakota is like Ash like i think then he will end up  battling magma like Ash did"  says birch i lay there for so long asleep i fell into a deep sleep where i dreamed of my dad trying to kill me..