POKEMON TRAVELS

CHAPTER 2: Late Again

Yawn when i awake I'm in the tent and sleeping bad but May is no where to be seen when i look around i see my clothes folded in a neat pile and I'm naked in the tent there is a note on mi clothes it says " Dakota i had to leave off early and i didn't want to disturb u u were having nightmares last nite btw i finished u off which is why you are naked and I'm giving you this tent and sleeping bag love may ;).

    " Well that explains that " i say.  I decide to get up and pack up my things as i am getting ready to leave a wild riolu pops out in front of me and seems terrified of something then it says" mi name is riolu some bad men are after me please save me please."

   I throw out squirtle and poochyenna and wait when two men in weird outfits step out with their poochyenna and zubat out already they say " move it kid this Pokemon is ours we will kill you if we have to."

   I stand my ground and say" give it your best shot  squirtle water gun poochyenna  use bite." and simultaneously my Pokemon attack them and knock out zubat they then flee i stand there wondering what the hell is wrong with them when riolu says" your aura is strong can i come with u?"

   I say " sure why not" i then toss a poke-ball and catch him. as me squirtle and riolu approach oldale town Heath runs up and  says " whered you get these Pokemon don't you hate Pokemon?"

     I reply" got them from Birch or caught them" i keep walking toward the Pokemon center when a guy stops me and yammers about these foot prints he found that he thought belonged to Pokemon when he showed me the i thought Gary and Bunnary were going at it  again. when i walk into the poke center i see Gary talking to nurse joy when i start to  approach i hear Gary say " want to hear my new pick up line duct tape."

      He then holds up a roll of duct tape which nurse joy takes and wraps him up in before kicking him in his dick. I laugh while giving nurse joy my Pokemon and walk off laughing so hard i begin to cry . Josh then walks in and says" dammit guys lets get going  dawns contest is in the next town we need to hurry we are running late."

      I sit up and say " its not like you will go all the way cock destroyer will stop you".

" Cock who." he replies.

     I say " torchic when she evolves in to Blaziken I'm going to call her cock destroyer" he begins to laugh .As we are  about to leave i reach into heaths backpack for some water and see its filled with manga anime DVDs and a TV i scream to him" what the fuuuuuccccckkkkkkk is this how the hell did you fit all this shit in here i mean this isn't like some fucked up game where you can put your bicycle in your backpack."

         He then laughs a little and i brush it off . when we approach  route 102  PetalBurg City i wonder is May this way or did she head home? while on the route a little kid runs up to me and says "you with the black and red hair  battle me and my awesome pokemon."

     I proceed to release squirtle and he releases a Zigzagoon i give him the first move because he is younger he tells Ziggy to use tackle as the pokemon is charging i tell squirtle to dodge and he jumps into the air as the pokemon misses him i tell squirtle to use water gun which is a direct hit on the pokemon. While we are walking the littlenning toward the kid could be seen running toward the nearest poke center. when we enter PetalBurg city we go our separate ways im walking around looking at the sight of this huge city which has grown alot  over the years i walk by a cafe  and see may at the counter so i walk in and poke her on the shoulder she turns around and smiles wide and yells " Shadow!" and practically tackles me with her flying hug.

while I'm laying there on my back she is hugging me and saying i have missed you so much. i just look at her and say " its only been a couple hours may."

         She helps me up and says  " i know but anyways lets eat together."

She then blushes and says " it can be a date. "

        I reply "definitely " so we are sitting there eating when i see Gary walks in and dread  starts to feel my heart cause  he is the last person on earth i want to see while I'm on a date with May.