Me, the Vampire Killer (ON HOLD)

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I walked out of the police station with my mission in hand. I had the address of the clan of vampires downtown. I was to hunt them down, kill them, and make sure to not leave behind any tracks.

Officer G and I had an agreement: I rid the town of any existing vampires, and he gives off the story as if a serial killer lives in town. I never left any tracks, and he paid me for it. It was a fun job with good money involved. I loved it.

Okay. Pause, rewind. My name is Evie, and I am a vampire hunter. Or slayer. Or killer, whatever you want to call it. I had been doing this since I was six. Of course then, my dad assisted me. But now, ten years later, I tend to not need help with these things.

In the Allison family, it was a tradition that the next heir in line would slay vampires. And by next heir, that means either the only child or the oldest male child. It was usually only males that took the job, but since my mom left us right after I was born, I was the only one left. So I did it.

My dad trained me starting at age six, as I mentioned earlier. I got five years of freedom, then dad started telling me the stories about how you had to be careful around vampires, as they were identical to humans. There was only one way to identify them. And this does not include, pointy canines, the scent of garlic, exposure to sun, their eating/drinking habits (they do drink blood but they can't survive on just that), their being unusually pale, and they don't have rock-hard skin (like the Cullens), or have social classes (like Rose and Lissa). You can tell if they're a vampire by one thing and one thing only: the sight of a cross. Since it is a holy object, they cannot touch one. The way to identify them is the flinching at the sight of a cross. You can make up any excuse you like, but that is the only way to point them out.

Humans do not know about this particular band of supernaturals, as humans are clueless and naïve. Yeah, I know, I'm human, but there's a difference between knowing things and not knowing things, or being completely oblivious to the things around you. I know things.

Okay, I'm getting to the fun part. How to kill them.

Vampires have blood in them, just like humans. If you touch them, they are warm like you and me. They can be killed like humans, like a stab to an important artery, a gunshot wound, or bleeding to death. You could drown them, I guess, but vampire hunters are very impatient. We like to get things done, and get it done fast.

Vampires do put up a good fight, as they are sort of strong, but not superhumanly. They are not fast, either. And there are no exceptions made. They are monsters, and they have to be killed.

Humans sometimes think, what if they're good vampires, like Edward? Well, in my world, there is no such thing. And Edward wasn't exactly an angel. Sure, he had a heavenly face, but in the fourth movie, he stalked those dudes and drained the worthless life out of them.

Rule number one: always, always, ALWAYS, wear a cross necklace when hunting. Even if you are not religious. This will help you to identify the bloodsucking demons.