Ouran High school Host club: The Unpredictable Genius

~Ch 4~ Saving Haruhi.......Again.

Akito's POV:

'Well this is a interesting situation.' I thought as I watched Haruhi, literally squirm under there aura. Now, if you don't remember, this is literally my first time going to school, and actually interact with people besides the idiots back home, plus all the weird butlers, maids, and greedy business partners. And you could say the Haruhi is my first 'friend', I wonder how a 'friend' should help in this kind of situation. 'Hmmmmm......... Well, Haruhi is a girl, and girl's like guys, and this is a host club.....so Haruhi like this kind of stuff, huh? Alright, as a loyal friend, I let you have your alone time with your weird taste of men.' I thought and smiled to myself. Hey, I am a genius, but its more interesting this way. I turned around to walk away. 

I sighed. I suppose I can't leave it like this, can I. Obviously, Haruhi never came across a host club before, well, neither have I, but what I know from all the men trying to catch my attention, they saw stupid pick up lines and expect you to fall for them. I sighed again, 'Ara, ara, I'm wasting my precious time again....You better be grateful Haruhi...' 

I walked back the door that will hold a lot of misery for Haruhi in the future, did I see into the future, no, its an obvious fact that even an chipmunk will know. I opened the door slightly, of course they didn't notice me because:

First off, All there attention was focused on poor Haruhi, but hey, better her then me. (Shin-chan: What kind of friend are you?!)

Second off, I have the skills of the finest and best assassin or ninja in the universe (that's right, universe, not world, universe)

Third off, I'm like 0.005% serious of not getting caught (it might not seem like a lot, but believe me its an achievement to even get me 0.003% serious) And why am I barely serious now of not getting caught, here's an good answer. I sense a Dark-lord with a notebook much like death note. (now I'm pretty sure you know who that is, right?)

I didn't need to strain my excellent eyes to see what's going on. Lets see, their's Haruhi, whose sweating a lot now, and their are 6 sons of very powerful and famous families which I never did come acquainted with, however in my father's business meetings with them, I may or may have not kind of sneaked a camera and voice reader somewhere in his business bag and necktie. Not to mention, I've researched every single information fact about all the students in Ouran, and man, did that take some of my precious time.....it took 30 minutes! Che, what kind of academy has like 3000 rich students with a lot of false information anyway?

From the looks of things, I identified. Haninozuka Mistsukini, AKA Honey. Morinozuka Takeshi, AKA Mori. Hikaru and Kaoru Hitachiin from earlier, the one that seems like the nightmare dressed as a daydream Kyoya Ootorii. And finally, Tamaki Suoh, son of that childish, perverted, narcissistic, and founder of Ouran. Sigh.

"I never knew that the new honor student was so openly gay.." Said Tamaki, looking like he was thinking seriously, 'I suppose its time to snap out of my genius thinking and actually watch the situation, Haruhi is strong enough to take care of herself....... I hope.' Saying that, Haruhi was now dead-panning and sweating at the same time, while Haninozuka was crying in what I believe is his cousin and baby-sitter, Morinozuka. Suddenly sparkles came flying, 'Now I wonder who those sparkles could be radiating from...' I thought sarcastically while looking at the obvious answer.

Tamaki smiled elegantly, "So tell me what type of guy's you like. Do you like the strong silent type? *Mori suddenly appeared out of nowhere with dark blue roses* The boy Lolita? *Then Honey came out with hearts and hot pink roses* Oh, how about the mischivious type? *Twins pose with light blue and orange roses* Or the cool type? *Kyoya with purple roses, kind of scary if you ask me*