Two As One

Chapter 1: Missy Bratty

Meet Tiffy..

*Buzzer Alarm Rings*

Wtf. Umaga na. Time to go to my shitty darn ass school. Fuck, makikita ko nanaman yung teacher kong parang ragadera sa ingay. Hys.
Kung natatarayan ka sakin. Here's what I'll say; 'I don't give a fuck' Coz, fucks are just for bitchy persons like me.

Oh and btw, my name is Tiffany Jamie Armando.
Descriptions? I'm rich, famous, I'm a bitch dude. Boys hail me coz I'm darn beautiful, and when I say beautiful; I'm sexy and hot like Cara Delevigne. Hoho. So what if people hate my attitudes? It's my way of being honest to them. If I say someone's ugly at mapapel, I really do mean it. Ayoko ng plastic e. I only got a boy bestfriend naming Kyle Rayven Jarnel. He was my childhood friend and we're childhood sweethearts. He's my total opposite at pag mat kagagahan akong ginagawa, he's the one to fix it. My parents are in Paris right now. It's bussiness shits they're taking care of. Our bussiness is all about dresses and shoes. That's why I love my parents. ^^< I'm just 16 years old at isang happy go lucky na person. Hindi man halata dahil sa katarayan ko but Yes. I always go out shopping BY MYSELF. And do other girly stuff.

So right now, I'm done taking a bath at bababa na ko to have breakfast with my muchachas. In other terms, Yayas. Or Nannies.
"Yaya Mitsy!! Gusto ko po ng waffles ngayoooooon!! Tsaka blueberry cheesecake. Wag ka magluluto ng bacon and eggs. Allergic ako dun. Tapos hot chocolate nadin. Bilisan mo!! GUTOM NAKO." Sigaw ko sa katulong naming parang pagong pa noong kauna unahang BCE sa bagal kumilos. Haaaaays. Parang ayoko pumasok.

Kaso, gusto ko makita si Ian. Ian is the guy I love, eversince. Syempre, brats like me; nagmamahal din noh. Di naman ako katulad mong nagbabasa nito na bitter at di naniniwala sa forever. Kasi, maganda ako at may lovelife. HAHAHA. Joke lang, actually the fact that Ian hates my attitude hurts me alot. Pero ayoko ngang magbago para sakanya. Eh sa ganto ako e. Gusto magustuhan nya kung sino talaga ako, eh kaso wala e. I heard may nilili-----
"Ma'am Tiffy, eto na po yung breakfast nyo". Sabi ni Yaya Mitsy.

Ano ba naman 'to. Ngayon pa sumingit nagkekwento ako e.
"Gusto mong ipatanggal kita sa author ng kwentong to? Nagkukwento pa nga ako sa readers kung sino ako, tapos eepal ka."

"Ay sorry poooo! Sige magkwento ka na. Peace tayo, wag nyo po ako ipatanggal. Hehe"

"Tatawa-tawa ka pa jan. Dun ka na ngaaa!! Alis!Alis! CHUPIII!!!"

Yaya Mitsy left. Where was I? Yan nalimutan ko na yung kinukwento ko sainyo. But for the meantime, I'll eat muna.

After a while...

*Buurp* whoops. Excuse me. Haha. Nag enjoy ako sa breakfast namin. Okay time to go to school. Since I'm just 16, may driver pa ko na naghahatid sundo sakin papunta ng school. I got up on the car and got my phone. Tinext ko na si Rayven, na papunta nako ng school. Sabi nya kase kailangan daw mag goodmorning sakanya. Hays. Ang cornyyy.

So the car drove off on its way to school.