*Reenacting Maury*
Philip (Being the boy): THAT IS NOT MY BABY!
Eli (Being the girl): That is your baby! THAT IS YOUR BABY! You need to step up and be a father!
Philip: Maury, I know that I'm not that baby's daddy.
Eli: You is the baby daddy! You is!! Look at them eyes, them nose, them ears. They look just like yours!
