History Teacher: You've lost the first three games of the season and you're down 15-0 on the fourth. What do you do, Carson?
Carson: Cry.
Miss Reineke: Ooooook. What about you Phillip?
Phillip: I'd cry too.
History Teacher: Alright. One of my tough girls... Kylie. What would you do?
Me: Yell at my team to get their shit together and work harder.
Daniel: Damn, you're a bitch. I wouldn't want to be on your team.
