*Kris takes Mary's hand sanitizer and acts like he's about to drink it*
Whole lunch table: Don't!
Mary: Please don't! That's a waste of Bath and Body Works hand sanitizer!
Jade: That's what you're worried about?
*Kris puts some in his hands and holds it up to his mouth*
Mary: *screams* Someone control their Kris!
Me: Kris, don't.
Kris: Ok.
