"Let's face it, if you're being dishonest when grading your quiz, you're going to hell... if you're religious. If you're spiritual you're going to have really bad karma for a while. And if you're atheist... well umm... you'll get a sunburn. And I'm not talking like a regular sunburn. I'm talkin' you'll be in bed for 4 days sunburn. So just be honest. It'll make it easier for both of us."
- Chemistry Teacher
