Random person: Hey, can I see your Facebook page?
Me: No
Random person: Why?
Me: Because I'm tired of hitting myself in the face with a book.
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The Great book of Derp (funny comebacks, and jokes)
HumorA collection of silly jokes, stupidity and possibly some comebacks. As well as retardation.... *don't question it* Some may find these as offensive, so please don't take them personally.
Random person: Hey, can I see your Facebook page?
Me: No
Random person: Why?
Me: Because I'm tired of hitting myself in the face with a book.
