In a light bulb store, the manager asks an employee a favor "Hey, could you screw the lightbulb over on the display?"
"Sure thing boss!" Replied the employee with glee. Two hours later, the manager comes to check on the light bulb and it's completely ruined, demolished and beyond repair. The manager looks over to the employee "What the heck man!? I told you to fix it!"
"No sir, you asked me to screw up the lightbulb."
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The Great book of Derp (funny comebacks, and jokes)
HumorA collection of silly jokes, stupidity and possibly some comebacks. As well as retardation.... *don't question it* Some may find these as offensive, so please don't take them personally.
