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So, a girl walks in to a club where people play cards and dance. The girl talks to a few guys then goes on to the dance floor. One of the guys realizes their deck is missing and sees the girl had it in her back pocket, he walks over to her on the dance floor "Hey, can I have my deck back?" He asks
"Hold on dude, I'm shufflin." She replies and continues to dance.

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