Before the Muffin

It was a cold winter morning and harry was getting starbucks in New York City. He saw a guy. Louis. Eating a muffin, Harry's muffin. Harry walked up to him and said, "I wish he would eat my ass like he eats that muffin." And then Louis said, "Wanna go to my place, car, or the bathroom." "No lets go to the bathroom."

When they got to the bathroom they find Zayn in a stall jacking off to his tattoo of Perrie. They asked him if he was ok. He said no he fell off that rollercoaster a long time ago and also accidentally flushed Niall down the toilet. Tragic.

Zayn then burst into tears and shit his pants. So Louis and Harry went to the other stall and shared a chocolate muffin. Harry took off his shirt and Louis gasped. "Is that kale growing our of your chest?" Harry chuckled and said, "Yeah it's organic." Louis said, "You know what's not organic? This dick." Harry then proceeded to rip Louis' dick off because he did not approve.

Suddenly Niall runs in drenched in toilet water. And then Briana walks in holding her and Louis' baby. Harry hits Louis in the face with his own ripped off dick and then it accidentally shoots Briana in the v*gina, impregnating her with yet another child.

Zayn is still crying.

The end.