Before the Muffin

I Keep a Gun in There

It was a cold winters morning and Louis was walking around the park when suddenly Olivia resurrected with Rosa, hand in hand. They had risen from the ground. Louis said, "Oops," while walking beside Briana and pushing Briana's baby in a stroller. The stroller is empty. Then in the distance you see a flashing red and blue glow. And Wendy. The police cars chase Wendy and Niall. The police run up to them and say, "This is a fake baby." The policeman is Zayn. They pull the mask off Briana. It's Harry. Harry bursts into tears because he still doesn't have a real baby. Zayn gets hit in the head with 7 pounds of weed. It's Louis.

"Take off my leg," Niall says, "I keep a gun in there." "Niall are you saying I'm a loaded gun?" Wendy asks. No control begins playing and we all break into the choreography from Bop to the Top. Wendy from Wendy's suddenly flies in and attacks Wendy. Wendy removes Niall's leg to find a gun. But wait! It's a water gun. Louis hnatches it from her hands and begins attacking Lima. Perrie takes the gun from Niall's leg and shoots up Zayn. Little did she know he has a bullet proof vest on (just in case) and he throws the 7 pounds of weed at her and she dies.

Harry stands in the corner picking lint from his pants.

Uanlaurent emerges from Perrie's dead body. Kyla flies down and throws rose petal everywhere. Harry is on a bench eating kale, watching the commotion happen. Nadine flies in using her kale necklace. "It's just a necklace," she screeches. Louis stabs her with a dagger. Nadine takes the kale from Harry and places it around her neck. "Its just a necklace," she whispers before she is dead.

Harry claps and gives Louis a rose.

And in the faint, faint distant you could just barely hear uanlaurent whisper "I can hear clouds," as she glances forlornly up at the sky.

The end.