Little Man [Chibi!Levi x Reader]

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A regular day for me today would be the usual. Work, eat, sleep, work, eat, anime, sleep. Daily routines everyday, but today wasn't a regular day. I sigh and look up at the building in front of me. Here it is. My ex husband's apartment. Yes, ex-husband. It's been 3 years since we've split, but we've stayed friends. Once I'm four stories high, I knock on his door and wait for a reply. The door opens, and his girlfriend is there.

"Oh, hi, [Name]!" She says in her usually cheerful voice. I crack a smile. She knew that me and Mamoru were married, but she isn't much bothered by it I guess.

"Hi, Chisato," I greet, stepping in the apartment. I take off my shoes and put them down near the entrance way and walk to the living room.

"Welcome, [Name]!" Mamoru comes in to the living room with a grin. Oh, that grin. I can feel my heart ache. I still had feelings for Mamoru, but I'm trying my best to throw them away.

"Thank you, Mamoru," I smile and sit on the sofa. "So, how've you been? Making babies?!" I joke. He turns away in embarrassment as he takes a seat opposite of me.

"You and your weird jokes, [Name]. We've only been dating for a year," he mumbles, scratching his cheek. Chisato sits beside him and laughs.

"Oh, [Name]. You're as funny as ever!" She laughs. I cheekily grin.

"My specialty!" I stick out my tongue. Mamoru gently smiles at me and shakes his head.

"You've been oddly happy for awhile. Boyfriend?" I stare at him blankly and then shake my head.

"No. . . ."

"[Name], it must be! Tell us the details!" Chisato presses, smiling.

"I can't. Mamoru is here," I say. Mamoru groans and slumps in his seat.

"You always say that. I'll just leave then," Mamoru gets up and stomps to his room, like a child. Chisato giggles at him and gets up to sit beside me.

"Tell me!" She says happily. I look down and slightly laugh.

"I really don't have anyone. I mean, at least ever since the thingy," I mumble. Chisato sadly smiles.

". . .I'm sorry," she says. Chisato is such a kind person, how can I hate her? She lays her hand on my hand and smiles kindly. "I know you'll find someone. You'll find someone wonderful, [Name]. I guarentee it." I look at her and nod, a grin appearing.

"Mm, thank you," I murmur.

-Skip-

I slowly walk down the roads of Maria and look at the sky. It's cloudy today. It's 7 PM, so I should be careful for rapists. I cautiously look around and carefully make my way home. Seeing my cute little home, a sigh comes out of my mouth. All I can do is sigh. Sigh like broken hearted woman. I look at my house for awhile and notice something.

Did I forget to turn off the lights when I left? I cock my head to the side in confusion and take out my keys. As soon as I open the door, I can smell. . .bleach, alcohol, and lemon? Wait. Why is everything different? I look around the living room and everything is nice and tidy. Before, my DVD's, pillows, and blankets were everywhere, but now they're gone! Maybe it's mom?

"Mom? Are you home?" I set my purse on the couch and take off my shoes. I can hear pots and pans clashing together from the kitchen and head there. "Mom?" I peek my head in the kitchen and see. . .no one? Then, I hear muttering. Muttering?

"This stupid little shit doesn't know how to clean its own fucking house and I have to freaking clean all this stupid ass shit. This house is so fucking disgusting, worse than shitty glasses room with all her weird ass photos of fucking titans."

A man? Wait. WHAT?! I grab a fly swatter, hanging on my calendar. I slowly tip toe towards the muttering and take a deep breath. One. . . .

"The fuck is this? Oh my fucking god, it's fucking mold."

Two. . . I raise the fly swatter behind this person, my eyes shut.

"This person is fucking worse than that brat Jaeger. That titan obsessed freak can do a better job than this."

THREE! I swing down the fly swatter with a yell.

"OW! WHAT THE FUCK?!" I open my eyes and see a tiny person, rubbing his head with small tears on his eyes. I scream and jump back, standing on the counter.

"OH MY GOD! A HUMAN SPIDER! NO, GET AWAY FROM ME!" I shriek, waving my hands in front of me. The little person rubs his head harshly and mutters repeatedly.

"YOU FUCKING HIT ME WITH THE FUCKING METAL PART! FUCKING RETARD!" He shouts in a deep voice, putting his full attention to me. I back away to the way, my knees trembling.

"Y-you stay right there! I'll call the bug exterminator!" I try to walk over the sink and to the phone. Next thing I know it, the little person is already in front of me, holding swords--- knives?

"You stay the fuck where you are, titan," he growls. I raise a brow and take a better look at him. He looks. . .cute. "I'll kill you!" He somehow starts shooting out strings and something gets caught on my knitted sweater.

"H-hey! SHOO SPIDER!" I brush off the string and he yells while falling. Luckily, I quickly catch him. Wait. Why did I catch this spider dude? The little guys starts yelling out profanities and starts to stab at my hand with his ineffective knives.

"Why aren't you screaming?! You're supposed to be eating me, filthy titan!" He screams, trying to stab me. I bring him up to meet my eyes and analyze him. He looks awfully familiar. He looks like Levi Ackerman from Shingeki no Kyojin. He glares at me and runs up to me, poking my eye.

"O-OW!" I yelp, closing my right eye.

"Hah! Filthy titan, that is what you deserve, you little shit!" I stare at him with one eye, quietly enduring the pain on my right eye. "Now, I shall--"

"You look. . .awfully familiar," I murmur, slowly putting him down and cover my right eye with my hand, to try and ease the pain. He stares up at me with those eyes--- like Levi Ackerman.

"I don't fucking know you, but I'm Levi Ackerman and I'm here to take care of your filthy titan ass. Now, if you can get this fucking mark disappear, I will fucking promise not to kill your titan ass. Tell me how to make it disappear, so I can return to my fucking world."

I stare at him, blankly. "What?"

"YOU LITTLE FUCKING SHIT!"

Author's note: My first Levi fanfic and I'm nailing it already. Yaya! YEA UH HUH! WOOTS FOR ME! WOOTTTTTTT! YAYA! Enjoy my fellow readers!