Little Man [Chibi!Levi x Reader]

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A few days later. . . .

"Do you know that Christmas is in three weeks?" I question, poking Levi as he cooks dinner. Since today's my day off, I decided to stay home and mess with Levi. Levi slaps my finger away and continues stirring the meat in the pan.

"I'd probably be gone by then," he says. I bite my lip and twiddle with my fingers.

". . .Oh," I whisper and stare at the meat in the pan. He glances at me and then sighs.

"Why are you so quiet now, shithead?" he gruffly questions. "Not like you'll be lonely when I'm gone. You can hang out with that Mamo shitty head or something," he says. I sigh and shake my head.

"No, no, no. I just started my period," I lie and laugh, rubbing the back of my head.

"That was unnecessary."

"Well, if I didn't say anything, you'd bother me!" I retort. "Anyways. . .if you really do leave before Christmas please tell everyone I said 'hi'! Especially Jean! Go up to Jean and tell him that he needs to tap that freckled Jesus's ass! Whoo!" I say, laughing. Levi glares at me.

"No way in hell am I saying that," he mutters and starts adding cilantro and green onions.

". . .Hey, Levi. . . ," I murmur.

"What is it this time, brat?"

"Let me ask something."

". . . ."

"What. . .do you like about me?" I question a bit bashfully.

"You're very annoying, you talk loudly, you're way too straight forward, and too honest," he explains and I frown. That's basically the dislikes, right?! An irk mark appears on my forehead and I'm about to yell when Levi continues talking. "Though you're very annoying, it's soothing to hear you talk. Though, you're very straightforward and honest it's an attractive quality. Sometimes you're way too clumsy, too. You're always hitting the corner of the island and screaming, but that's what makes it very amusing. Lastly, you're very considerate of others and like to help people. . . ."

Those. . .are the nicest things he's ever said about me and I can feel my eyes stinging as tears begin to stroll down like a waterfall. He gazes at me and his eyes twitch. "You're so kind, Levi!" I wail.

"IDIOT! THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CRY LIKE A BABY!"

"I'm sorry, but that was so heartwarming!"

"THAT DOESN'T MEAN YOU HAVE TO CRY YOU DUMB ASS!"

"I COULDN'T HELP IT! I'M A SUCKER FOR SINCERE AND BEAUTIFUL WORDS!"

"What if my words weren't sincere?" he inquires.

"It's you, Levi. It's rare to hear you say things like this, so I'm pretty sure your words were sincere!" I answer.

". . .You're a dumb ass," he mutters. I smile to myself and watch him cook. Even though his words are harsh, his heart isn't. Levi truly is a kind person underneath all that blank and stoic expression. "Brat, you're digging a fucking hole in me," he says, glaring at me. I smirk and continue staring at his head.

"Want to hear an awesome pick up line?" I question, grinning.

"No, I don't know what the fuck that is," he says.

"Oh well, you're going to hear it now, chibi-kun!" I coo and clap my hands together. "Alright! Hear me out!"

"No."

"You remind me of my chapstick 'cause you da balm!" I flirtatiously say with a small pur at the end. He stares at me blankly and turns back to cooking.