Little Man [Chibi!Levi x Reader]

F i v e

I yawn and sit up from my bed, looking around my room with squinted eyes. Morning already. . .? I rub my eyes and lay back down, curling myself underneath the covers. It seemed so quiet today.

Wait.

Why is it so quiet? I open my left eye and remove the covers from my head and look around. No Levi? Did he go back to his world?! I get up in a hurry and start searching under the blankets, hoping he'd just be sleeping somehwere on the bed. I looked under the bed, the closet, everywhere in the room. Levi did not leave, did he?! I run out of the bedroom and stopped in the living room, searching for the chibi. I begin to breathe harder, and I rush into the kitchen. Just as I was about to leave, I spotted a blob of raven hair near the stove. I jerk back and rush to the area, panting. "What the fuck were you doing? Running a marathon?" I hear Levi's godly voice question. My eyes widen and I freeze. Why was I in such. . .a hurry to find Levi? I look up at him and see him cooking eggs.

"L-Levi, I thought you left. . . ," I say. Why do I sound so relieved? He looks at me with his steel grey orbs. He doesn't reply to me and continues cooking. "U-uhm, how are you able to cook? You're so tiny and you can somehow be cooked with the eggs," I joke. He glares at me and I laugh.

"I don't mind cooking you," he states. I roll my eyes and turn my back to him.

"I'm going to go brush my teeth. Save some for me!" I run to the bathroom and start on my routine.


-MINUTES LATER-


"Wow! I can't believe you cooked all this!" I stare at the table, my jaw dropped. There were pancakes, sausages, and eggs. It looked so fancy and nice and. . .and . . .ohmygawsh. I don't understand how someone as little as Levi can cook something human sized. I guess I shouldn't underestimate short people. . .even though I'm pretty short myself. Levi sits on a chair that I got from my barbie house and a little table in front of him that fits his stature. I smile at him, who in return, glares at me while eating his food.

"I made it for me, but I guess I forgot that I'm smaller than normal," he says, elegantly eating.

"But, aren't you already smaller than normal in reality?" I joke, trying to stifle my laughter. He growls at me and I sit down across from him in a bigger chair, of course.

"I will burn your house down."

"Go ahead. You wouldn't have anywhere else to stay."

"I will shave your hair off."

"I can always get a wig!" I say with a laugh.

"Well, you can't grow a limb, can you?" I look at him with wide eyes.

"O-of course, I can! I'm a titan!" Levi narrows his eyes.

"I wouldn't believe that shit. Titans look way better than you," Levi mutters. I gasp, offended. I have never been so offended in my life!

"W-well, you would've looked better getting smashed into a tree!" I lamely retort. Levi's expression goes dark for a minute, and I immediately regret saying that. "I MEANT---- you would've looked better as uh---- Eren's master o-or whatever!" I begin shoving eggs in my mouth to prevent myself from saying stupid again. His expression is back to his usual stoic face. I sigh mentally. I know my words were rude right there. I should apologize. . . .

"Brat." I look up at him, my fork still in my mouth. "It's okay." I tilt my head in confusion and then realization comes to me. He knew that I was sorry. He looks at me for a minute and then turns back to his food.

"Wow. . . ," I murmur. "He accepted my apology."

"I can hear you."

"U-uhm, yea," I stutter. My heart begins pounding and I recognize this feeling.

No.

No.

No, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no, no! (dramatic no XD)

My heart feels like its fluttering, it feels like it's flying, and I can feel butterflies in my stomach. I can't. . . . I just met him!

"What is wrong with you?" I look up at Levi and see his eyes widened slightly. I look at my hand and see it's fisted and it looks like I slammed the table. I open my mouth and then close it. I stand up and take my plate. "You're done eating? You usually have a huge appetite." I ignore him and head to the sink to wash my plate. I just met him about two weeks ago. I can't be having these feelings. He's not from this world. He's Levi Ackerman from Shingeki no Kyojin. I cannot possibly. . . . When I finish washing my dish, I head straight out the door, putting on my shoes. "Oi! Brat wh----!" I didn't give Levi time to finish his sentence and slam the door shut. I need to walk. I need to clear my mind.

I walk around the block of my neighborhood. "I can't," I whisper.

"Oi! Baka! What the fuck was that?!" I hear Levi. I stop walking and turn around, seeing his little figure running towards me. His brows were furrowed and he stopped in front of me, glaring at me. "You don't fucking leave without telling me where you're going, shit head!" He continues with his lecturing with curse words here and there and I begin to feel even more depressed knowing that he'll soon leave.

When he leaves, there would be no one there to lecture me, no one to keep me company, no one there to actually mess with. Levi kicks the tip of my shoe and a small laugh escapes my mouth. I would surely miss his little ramapages. "Sorry," I whisper. He looks at me and points at me saying words and curse words and all that. I roll my eyes and begin walking back to my house with Levi following behind me, still lecturing on and on and on. It brings a smile to face. I might as well enjoy the moment I have with Levi.

"[Name]! Do something! There's a fucking cat coming this way!" I hear Levi shout. I look down at him and raise an eyebrow.

"A cat?" I look to the left and see a grey cat on my neighbor's lawn. Oh, it's that cat. That cat is always taking it's crap on my yard and all. My mom always yells at me because she comes over and plants some of her plants in my backyard. She even promised that she'd kill the cat. . .I mean that's not the right thing.

"PICK ME THE FUCK UP! IT'S LOOKING AT ME!" Levi starts clawing at my legs and hides behind me. I look at the cat, who's staring at Levi with a hungry look. I mean who wouldn't? Levi is delicious. The cat was much closer now. It's crouched as if it's ready to charge. I look down at Levi and he's glaring dangerously at the cat. "Fucking cat! Shoo away!"

"Mrow," the cat meows and then hisses at Levi, who hisses back.

"Hiss motherfucker!" I burst out laughing and I feel Levi punching my legs. "Hurry, little shit! I'm going to get eaten!" I begin running and Levi screams after me. "DUMBASS!" I look behind me and see him running after me, the cat behind him running also. I laugh and stop running. Levi keeps running toward me with a deadly glare (which looked real funny). I realized the speed the chibi had. THERE WAS A HUGE GAP BETWEEN LEVI AND THE CAT. How is that possible?! The cat stops running and collapses to the ground as if it were tired and my . What the hell?! WHAT DID LEVI DO? I was too focused on the cat that I forgot about the little chibi. "HEY, YOU FUCKING DUMBASS!" I look down at Levi with a blank expression, still trying to process what had just happened.

"H-huh?"

"WHY DIDN'T YOU PICK ME UP?"

"Wait, what?"

"I WAS RUNNING FOR MY FUCKING LIFE! A FUCKING CAT STARTED CHASING ME!" I smile and cover my mouth.

"Well. . .you ran first," I say, looking around, avoiding his gaze. I feel a bump at the tip of my shoe and he stomps his foot on my shoe.

"YOU LITTLE SHIT!" I laugh and crouch down, picking him up from the back of his white collared shirt.

"You're fine. You ran like you were some kind of Super Saiyan," I joke. He sighs and crosses his arms.

"I have never done so much yelling in my life. It's all because I met you." I smirk.

"Is it bad?" I question. He glares at me, his steel grey orbs piercing me.

"Of course! I can't believe how many words I've wasted on you!" I roll my eyes and start walking back to my house that's across the street. We continue arguing as we enter the house. I let him down and close the door, taking off my shoes and leaving it on the floor. "It's still fucking morning, too! We stayed out there for probably 10 minutes! What the fuck!" Literally what comes out of his mouth is fucking, fuck, fucker, shit, dumbass, and many more. Levi is the first person I've ever met that have almost 'f' bombed every sentence, besides that one time when I was crying. "I didn't even fucking finish my breakfast!" I watch his little figure walk towards the kitchen with a small smile. He raises his hands up while yelling. "This place is so filthy! What do you clean this house with? Eren's piss?!"

When he leaves, I will be prepared.

I will.

Because, we'll never see each other again. Never.

All of a sudden, Justin Bieber's song 'Never Say Never' pops into my head and I smack my head. "Hey, shit head! Come help me clean over here!" I hear Levi from the kitchen. I walk into the kitchen and see Levi jumping to grab onto the island's corner.

"Why are you jumping when you know you can't reach, heichou?" I grab the back of his shirt and set him onto the island. He grumbles.

"I should've put on my MG3," he mutters and then looks around the kitchen. "Brat, where'd you put my MG3?"

"On top of my drawer," I answer. He nods his head.

"We need to clean out the kitchen," he says and takes out a handkerchief from his pockets. He lines the handkerchief over the bridge of his nose and ties the ends into a knot behind his head.

"Wait, what?! The kitchen looks sparkly enough!" I look around the kitchen and no lie. It was sparkly as hell. Levi would clean the house every night. Levi shakes his head and puts his hand on his chin.

"Not sparkly enough."

"You want me to cover the whole house with glitter?"

"Not that kind of sparkle, dumbass," he rolls his eyes and starts taking out random brooms and a duster. Where'd he get those?! From his pockets? They're the perfect size for him! "Okay, now get your cleaning supplies out." I sigh.

"I swear you can be on a cleaning commercial," I mutter. I think about it and laugh a little.


"Buy the Oxi Clean and clean your fucking clothes filthy little brats." *insert Levi holding the Oxi Clean bottle and glaring at the screen*

"You can also clean your fucking house by sweeping and vacuming and before you know it, your house will be brighter than your fucking future." *insert Levi vaccuming and sweeping rapidly with an angry expression*


"Why the fuck are you smiling so creepily?" Levi questions. I blink and then look at Levi, who's moving some stuff on the island to the side. "That was disgusting. Don't do it again."

"Yea, right. You love me, Levi~!" I jokingly say. Levi takes a step back and raises a brow.

"Never in a million years." I'm going to pretend that my heart didn't break a little. I pout and sigh.

"Wow, Levi, you can at least show me some appreciation. I took you in!"

"No."

"Whyyy?"

"Because you're so annoying."

"You're annoying yourself." I mutter. Levi shrugs and continues moving stuff to the side.

"How?"

"Here's an example: Fucking fuck fucker fucking shit dumbass little shit fuck!" I smile and fold my hands in front of me. He stops his movements and looks at me with a glare

"I do not fucking sound like that."

"Aha! You just said it!"

"It's not a fucking problem, is it?"

"I mean, it get's annoying," I say.

"Fuck."

". . . ?" I stare at him in confusion.

"Fuck me," he groans. My face immediately begins burning and Levi looks at me. Then he growls. "I didn't mean it like that, brat!" I cover my face with my hands and turn around. Even though he didn't mean it, it sounded like he meant it and my face just immediately got red. Ah no! I'm not supposed to be blushing! "Stop fucking thinking dirty!"

"H-how?! You said something so bluntly that I thought you meant it!" I say, still covering my face and facing my back to him. I hear him sigh and then sounds of movements.

". . .Just go get the cleaning suppiles, brat," he mutters. I breathe in and out and nod to myself. I head to the garage where all the cleaning supplies are and think about what just happened.

We have the weirdest moments, but it makes me so happy.

So, so happy.

But, I have to throw these romantic feelings away.

I'll just be hurt again.

I promise to myself that I won't cry when Levi leaves.

I promise.

"BRAT, WHERE ARE THOSE CLEANING SUPPLIES?:

"S-sorry!"



Author's Note:

What the heck?

Idek i thought of Oxi Clean and I was like "WHAT IF LEVI WAS IN A COMMERCIAL?" and that came up lol.

XDDDDD I enjoyed this chapter a lot. Lot's of f bombs. ͡๏0͡๏

I hope you guys enjoyed it!