"Hey."
"Stop. . .Mamoru. Stop trying to wake me up. . . ," I murmur, swatting his hands.
"Wake. Up."
"Mamoru. . .stop."
"Who the fuck is Mamo-shittyhead?" I pick up on the voice and realize it's not Mamoru. I bolt up and see the little man there with an angry look.
"Oh. . .Levi. . .hey," I murmur, rubbing my eyes.
"Get your ass up. Let's go outside," he demands.
"Alright, I get it that you're a squad leader, but you can't tell me what to do!" I angrily say and then fall back asleep.
"Hey! Get up, brat!" I feel a pinch on my head and bolt up, holding my head.
"Hey! Stop using violence!" I growl, rubbing my head with a pout. I look at the time and huff. "It's too early! It's 7:30!" Chibi Levi crossed his arms and glares at me sharply.
"Take. Me. Outside." When I look at him, I can't take him seriously. It's because he's so little and cute and yea you get it. I scratch my head and give out a big sigh.
" . . .Sure, I'll take you outside. . . ," I say, stretching my arms. His eyes seem to glint in excitement and I smile. "After I'm done taking my 15 minute nap." I fall face first onto the pillow and black out. Before I black out, I hear numerous curse words and a shout.
-4 hours later-
I exit the house with Levi on my shoulder and sigh from the lecturing of Levi heichou. "That wasn't even a 15 minute nap! That was some kind of hibernation or some shit!" he shouts again, near my ear, making me flinch.
"Chill, Levi. I live however I want, plus I'm on vacation! Don't ruin my vacation!" I shout back, standing in front of my lawn. Levi growls and then pulls on my earlobe with his little fingers.
"You little brat!" I scream in pain and my hands automatically grab his little body and hold him out in front of me.
"That hurt!" I say, feeling my earlobe burning from the pain. He just simply smirks and shrugs.
"It's what you get for getting me angry."
"I will literally throw you in the middle of the road and let you get ran over," I threaten, pointing at him, as he stands on the palm of my hand. He turns around and sees a few cars pass by in front of my house. His eyes widen in surprise.
"Are those some kind of advanced horses?" Levi watches them pass by with amusement. "How do they work?" he asks, looking back at me. My right eye twitches.
"I don't know everything about the world you know, plus they're called cars," I mutter and continue walking along the sidewalk. "I feel relieved I don't live that far from the mall." I put Levi back on my shoulder and people pass by, giving me strange looks. This is pretty embarrassing. . . . Soon enough we make it to Maria Mall and I sigh. "This is the Maria Mall! It's pretty great here and there are lots of people here everyday!"
". . .It's so crowded. I hate people," Levi says. I sigh and look at him.
"Well. . .this is life here in Maria, so you're gonna have to deal with it until. . .that whatever thing disappears."
"My mark," he says. I shrug and look at the huge mall.
"So. . .what else do you want to see?" I question.
"I. . .want to see everything."
"Goddammit Levi. Literally everything?"
"Yes. This is an order."
"I am not your peasant."
"You shall obey my orders, you brat."
"Make me."
". . .If you wish."
"W-wait, I was joking! We'll go, we'll go!" I shout, getting more strange looks.
"Hey. . .what's that on her shoulder? Her dog?"
"Probably. It looks cute!"
"You guys, that looks like Levi from Attack on Titan!"
"IT'S MOVING. IS IT SOME KIND OF CHIBI ROBOT?"
"I NEEDA TAKE A PICTURE!"
All of a sudden, teenagers and some adults surround us, their camera phones out. Are you kidding me? I can feel Levi tense up and look down at him.
"Hold on, they probably think you're some kind of robot. Try to act like a toy," I whisper. Levi raises a brow and complies anyway.
"HEY, WHERE'D YOU GET THAT?" I smile and raise my hands.
"W-well, as you can see, it is just a stuffed chibi or toy. I got it on Amazon," I say.
"Can I touch it?!" People reach out their hands to touch Levi and I grab him from my shoulder and hold him to my chest.
"Hey, hey, hey. My stuff, you do not touch my stuff!" The people around me begin to groan and whine.
"Come on! You don't see those at all!"
"Can I at least get a selfie with chibi Levi?"
"CAN I BUY IT FROM YOU?"
I sigh and mentally roll my eyes. I hate dealing with crowds. "Excuse me. . .excuse me. . . ." A flop of familiar brown hair comes to view and my heart beats.
"Mamoru. . . ," I murmur. His jade orbs collide with mine and he smiles.
"Oh, everyone please leave! I need to talk to her," Mamoru shoos off everyone and when he's done he smiles brightly. "I didn't think I'd see you here, [Name]."
"Y-yea, didn't think I'd see you here either," I respond. His gaze trails to my chest and I realize I was still holding Levi to my chest. "Oh, um, this is just a toy." I smile awkwardly. This is so embarrassing.
"Wow. It seems like some kind of real chibi or something," he says and touches Levi's hair. I sweatdrop mentally, knowing Levi might kill me later. "Wow, his hair feels nice and soft."
"Y-yea," I look up at Mamoru who's looking at me with a soft smile, and my heart melts a little.
"I see you're taking yourself quite well," he whispers. My eyes widen in surprise and I nod.
"Of course!" I remember when he had asked for a divorce. . .I went under depression for two months, but that was all three years ago. . . . I feel his hand on my head and he chuckles.
"Good. . .take care alright?" he says and then leaves, giving me a small wave. I watch him leave until he disappears and I sigh.
"Is that your boyfriend?" Levi speaks up. I jump, remembering he was in my hands.
"O-oh, no! He's not my boyfriend!" I quickly say, refusing to look Levi in the eyes. "He's just. . .a guy."
"I guess so. He seems more than a guy," Levi presses. I begin to feel irritated.
"We could just leave," I say.
"You love that guy, huh?" Levi suddenly says. I freeze at the word love. "I'm right. Hah, what a joke. Love is the stupidest feeling ever." That makes my blood boil and I glare at him. I decide to stay quite and turn around, heading back home. "Did I make you angry?" He's more of a jerk than in the anime. . . . I ignore him the whole way back home.
-Skip-
It's been a few hours since we've arrived back home and I'm sitting in the living room, looking through Tumblr. "Zodiac signs," I mutter, seeing a post from shitthesignssay. I look for my zodiac sign and read it. I chuckle after reading it. This is accurate as hell. I suddenly remember something.
My birthday is in two weeks!
"What's with the weird look on your face?" Levi suddenly appears, sitting beside me on the couch. I glance down at him and then sigh.
"Nothing."
"Still mad?"
"No."
"Look, I was just saying the truth," he mutters. I take a deep breath and exhale.
"I realy don't want to argue, chibi," I say, still scrolling down posts on Tumblr.
"I'm pretty sure I'm taller than you in my regular height." I snort and cover my mouth to stifle my laughter.
"Pffft!" I feel a pinch on my thigh and squeak. "HEY! NO VIOLENCE, LITTLE CHIBI!" I scold, rubbing my thigh. He glares at me, his face red.
"I will kill you, titan."
"I will crush you, chibi."
"I will murder you, filthy trash."
"I will sit on you, Mr. Clean."
"I will assassinate you, [Name]."
"I will neigh you in the face, droopy eyes."
"What are you? A horse?" Levi questions with a raised brow.
"No, Jean is the horse. . . ," I say and then laugh. Levi looks at me and then around the room.
". . .How do you know Jean?"
"I thought I told you, you're from that one anime show, Shingeki no Kyojin?" I tilt my head. He shakes his head.
"No, now tell me about it." I look at my laptop screen and then grin.
"Let me look up some things," I say a bit creepily. I click the cursor on the search bar and smirk typing in "#ereri". Pictures of Ereri pop up on the screen and I grab Levi in my hands, putting him close to the screen. "There ya go, there ya go, chibi-kun." There were some erotic fanarts and all over the screen. Levi turns around with a green face and hunches over, his hands over his mouth.
"What. . .the fuck is that?" he questions, looking up at me with a slightly green face. I smile and pat his head with my finger.
"It's just a shipping. Just a shipping," I coo, smiling. He seems to realize my plan and he glares at me, his face turning red from anger instead.
"WHO THE FUCK DID THAT? THAT LITTLE BRAT IS NOTHING LIKE THAT TO ME! WHAT THE FUCK?!" he starts shouting other curse words that are inaudible and I just crack up.
"O--oh my g---awd! MY STOMACH. . .*deep breath*. . .HAHAHAHAHA!" I lean my back against the couch and tilt my head, laughing hysterically.
"WHAT THE FUCK IS SO FUNNY? THIS SHIT IS FUCKING DISGUSTING! IT'S A DISGRACE!"
"N-no! STOP! I'M GONNA PEE!" I cry, tears pricking my eyes.
"THEN FUCKING PEE!"
"Stop---AHH OMYGAWSH STOP!" When I try to take a look at him, I laugh even more.
". . . ."
"HOW DO---- HOW DO STOP LAUGH?" I can barely say anything, my stomach aching from so much laughter.
". . . ." All of a sudden I hear something like a zipper. I open my eyes still laughing and see Levi postioning himself in front of my laptop. What is he doing? My laughter dies down and my eyes widen.
"WAIT! LE---!"
He looks over his shoulder and smirks maliciously.
"DON'T YOU FUCKING DARE!"
"Oh, I will."
"DON'T FUCKING PISS ON MY LAPTOP!" I shout. He turns back around and he seems ready to pee. I scream and grab his body, holding him out far away from me and my lap top. I can hear him urining and I cringe in disgust. "Levi, that's fucking nasty. You better clean up the carpet because you just fucking pissed on the carpet."
"I'm not cleaning this time."
"But, you're MR. CLEAN!"
"Nope." I hear him zip up his pants and shiver.
"Gawd. Why did you have to come to my house?" I whine.
"Dunno. Blame shitty glasses."
". . .She's awesome, I don't know what you're talking about."
"You gonna put me down yet? Want me to piss again?"
I smirk and drop him, hearing a thud and a shout. "There ya go, chibi-kun."
"I'M COVERED IN FILTH!"
Yes, that's right. You deserved it.
Author's Note: oml idek. What just happened?
Levi, you little shit. You do not piss in reader-chan's house like that.
Gawd, chibi people, man. XDDDD
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