Jeffs a pouter

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by wolfbrine220

by wolfbrine220

Wolfy: * walks into the kitchen with her bags and her pillows and a new stuff animal * IM BACK ASSHOLES!!!!!! WHERE MY HUGS--

Lilly: BABY CAKES!!!!!!!!!! * football tackles Wolfy the the ground and pepper kisses her hole face * OH MY GERD!!!! I MISS YOU!!!!!!

Wolfy: Lilly I've been gone for only a WEEK!!!!

Lilly: don't give a flying fuck!!!!!!

Wolfy: O-O

Jeff: * comes into the kitchen with his iPhone 5 in his hands and is pouting and see's the girls * oh hey morning Wolfy morning Lilly * sits on a breakfast bar stool and glares and his phone while still pouting *

Wolfy: hey! Where's Tay and Max!?!?!?!? I usually get squashed in a giant hug from them about the time I'm out of the car!!!!!!

Jeff: * his pout grows wider * their guardian parents, ( IM CALLING HIM J!!!!! It's easier for me )--

Wolfy: oh! J's parents!!

Jeff: as I was saying J's parents are catholic ( or Christian one of those ) and they forced them into some fucking kind of straight camp because tay is Bi and my baby Maxie is gay

Wolfy: WHAT!?!?!?!?!?!?

Jeff: J's parents won't even eat in the same room as them and if they did they would say that's a sin... Wolfy....? You uh.... Okay!?... Your... Uh.. Red!

Wolfy: * hole face is red and has steam coming out of her nose and ears * J!!!!!!!!!! I NEED TO TALK TO YOUR FUCKING PARENTS!!!!!!! LIKE NOW!!!!!!!