The Perfect Coming Out

or simply: Dirty Talk

A/N

I. English is not my mother tongue, so forgive me for any mistakes and please point them out to me!

II. This is a silly little dialogue I wrote ages ago. Don't take it too seriously. Oh, and HP/DM - You have been warned! ;)

-------------------------------------------

Harry and Draco are talking in the dark storeroom of the Potions classroom about how they could do the perfect Coming Out, when suddenly Dracos friends join them.

"I didn't say that!"

"Oh, of course you did, Potter."

"No! I never―"

"Don't try that!"

"What?"

"You know what I mean."

"No, I don't!"

"Of course you do."

"Argh, Malfoy! You drive me crazy!"

"Yea I get that a lot."

"That was not meant positive!"

"Sure."

"Malfoy!"

"Would you just stop wearing out my name?"

"What about this: We won't tell them anything and―"

"And what? They'll see us kissing eventually and be all like congratulating the happy couple n' stuff?!"

"I don't think they'll―"

"Potter, that is absolutely mad!"

"Do you have a better idea?"

"We'll do what we wanted to do in the first place!"

"No! I never said I would do that!"

"Potter, I heard it!"

"Was I drunk?!"

"Possibly..."

"Malfoy!"

"What? It was just beer, how could I know you're that sensitive?"

"You made me drunk?"

"Not on purpose..."

"Malfoy! Are you mad? Do you think I'm stupid?"

"That was a rhetorical question, wasn't it?"

"I never said that―"

"You do it again!"

"What?"

"That!"

"What that?"

"Denying things that are absolutely obvious."

"I don't―"

"Yes you do, Potter. Draco always becomes desperate about it."

"Blaise?"

"Draco."

"Zabini?"

"Potter."

"Blaise?!"

"Guess we all know each other now!"

"What are you doing here?"

"Listening to you, of course, Draco."