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Yesterday we had to go to my great aunt's funeral. It was sad, but it was nice to see my dad's side of the family. Afterwards we went to a restaurant and I talked to my cousins who were both in college and were 284728 feet taller than me. At least 30 people gave me high school advice and I saw a guy who looked like the drummer in Muse. He inspired my brother and me to move to the first house we rented when we vacationed in Vermont 4 years ago, become hipsters, and make a sitcom called Brothers.

A few hours later we drove down to Jersey. When we got here my mom and I took a walk down the beach and watched these old guys in a band sing. Then my brother made me take him to our friend Sam's house so we could watch the Met game. When we knocked on the door, we saw a man staring at us from the top floor and I awkwardly tried to wave at him. They eventually saw us and let us in. We walked up a bunch of stairs and into the living room where the Met game was on. It was really weird because I only knew three people and there was a really cute guy on one of the couches. It was awkward at first, but then it was funny because Sam kept making his stuffed animal monkey  "pee" on my brother. I'm so mature. Later we watched Big Brother on demand and we all cheered when //// SPOILER ALERT!!! //// Clay got evicted!!! Woo!!

So far today we went to the beach. The water was cold and rough and I almost got caught in a riptide, but it was fun. We also dug a hole with cute guy. He's in college I think. I also rode my bike to the store on the side of the road. That's really it so far.

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