Look at me

Plan B

Jaime

She looked in the mirror and wished she hadn't. She looked positively awful. Her face was red with fury, and her eyes had a distinct crazy glaze over them. 'This is the last time I agree to a blind date from Joey.' She took a few breaths to calm down and walked out of the bathroom only to turn right back around. That stupid guy had gotten tired of waiting and was roaming the restaurant looking for her. She quickly pulled out her phone and texted Joey.

Jaime : We have a problem.

Joey had just finished paying for his meal and was sitting on the bench right beside the cash register when his phone buzzed in his pocket.
Joey : What?

She was pacing back and forth across the restroom floor nervously. She was sure she must have looked insane. Some of the other women gave her dirty looks while others, who had been through this before, looked at her with pity. This guy just can't take a hint. Her eyes were glued to her phone, so she saw Joey's message immediately.
Jaime : The guy is waiting for me right outside the restroom.

Joey : OK. I'll think of something. In the mean time stay there.
Joey's first idea was to go up to the guy and calmly ask him to leave. He wasn't quite sure how that was going to go over, but it was worth a shot. "Uh..Hey Jacob."

Jacob turned around to see his friend Joey. "Hey maan. What you doin here?"

"Oh I just came to eat. What are you doing here?"

"I'ma actually on a date with that girl, but she won't come out of the john."

"Maybe you should just leave her there." Joey suggested. Hoping he would just leave.

"I'm not doin that. She's too hat to leave."

Of cores he wouldn't do that. He was very stubborn, and looked a little drunk. "I think you are a little drunk. You should call a cab. I can get her home."

"You're trying to steal my woman. I should've know. But you ain't gonna be taken her any were bub. In fact you might need that cab right about..."
He punched Joey straight in his crooked jaw. "Now." Two men promptly removed both Jacob and Joey from the restaurant. Joey returned to his car and looked in his back seat. He had one idea left, and it would be the most humiliating thing he would ever have to do.

She was getting worried about Joey. He was sure taking his time. She was considering texting him when the door to the restroom opened to Joey Richter in full drag.