Luke's P.O.V.
"This is the weirdest three way I've ever participated in" Catherine mumbled as she shoved another handful of popcorn into her mouth.
"I hope this is the only three way you have ever participated in" I said as I sat down next to her on the couch, making a quiet plop sound.
"Luke she's too much of a good girl to anything like that" Michael replied sadly as he looked at his girlfriend who continued to shove food into her mouth.
Catherine quickly swallowed her food and broke out into a cheeky grin.
"Hey good girls are bad girls who haven't been caught" she said as she threw a wink in Michael's direction.
We both just rolled our eyes at her. I swear that girl comes up with such dumb phrases. We now just ignore her made up phrases because if we didn't she would rant for hours about how her little phrases were going to be part of a hit single one day. And we would all be sorry we ignored them and we will bow down to her and thank her for being so talented.
Yea, and as soon as someone makes a song with a stupid phrase like "if you don't swim you'll drown" I'll make sure to bow down to her and thank her for being so talented. Like anyone would ever put that stupid phrase of hers in a song. I mean it's common sense. Obviously if you don't swim you will drown.
"THE MOVIE'S STARTING" Michael yelled excitedly as he sat down right in between Catherine and I.
"I can't believe your forcing us to watch the fault in the stars Michael. It looks so stupid. I'm definitely going to pick the next movie we watch" I said rolling my eyes at the blue haired man child next to me.
"Yea this movie looks like shit. I vote next time we watch the Rocky Horror Picture Show, Back To The Future, The Shining, The Breakfast Club or the ultimate classic Shrek" Catherine mumbled as she shot her boyfriend a 'I can't believe your making me watch this' look.
Michael smiled lopsidedly. "This movie is beautiful I've already seen it 4 times. I mean John Green is a genuis. A completely sadastic genuis but still a genuis.
Catherine and I just looked at each other before groaning simultaneously.
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"I can't believe you laughed when Augustus died" I said accusingly pointing my index finger at Catherine.
Catherine put her hands up in a defensive manner "I though it funny".
"Great" Michael groaned. "I am dating a girl who has no heart".
Catherine shook her head a bit and smiled. "Hey I have a heart! I cried like four times during How To Train Your Dragon Two."
All three of us looked at each other before simultaneously breaking out into a fit of laughter.
Our laughing fit was unfortunately cut short when the door opened revealing Catherine's step dad John, aka the he devil.
Her step dad was smiling brightly when suddenly his eyes landed on me and his smile turned into a frown. "Catherine Elizabeth Irwin what is that thing doing in my house." He yelled angrily as he pointed to me.
"That 'thing' is my friend Luke and incase you haven't noticed he is a human being not a thing. And he's in our house because I invited him over." Catherine replied sassily as she shot her step dad a death glare.
I shook my head sadly suddenly feeling very in welcomed. John is a very strictly religious guy who hates gays because he thinks we are going to hell. He thought if Catherine hung out with me my "gay ways" would rub off on her and she would go straight to hell like apparently I am. Which causes him to make me feel bad every chance he gets.
"I WANT HIM OUT NOW !" John suddenly yelled snapping me out of my thoughts.
"WELL WHO GIVES A SHIT ABOUT WHAT YOU WANT! HE IS MY FRIEND AND I INVITED HIM OVER! SO DEAL WITH IT AND STOP BEING A HOMOPHOBIC JERK!" Catherine shouted angrily at her step dad.
John didn't say anything as he stared at his step daughter, trying to intimidate her. Catherine wasn't fazed at all and stared right back at him with eyes full of rage.
After about a five minute stare down, John sighed and walked out the front door, slamming it as hard as he could muster on his way out.
"Fuck Luke, I'm soooo sorry about that." Catherine mumbled as her brave fasee fell. Almost instantly tears filled her caring dark brown eyes.
"It's not your fault. And thanks for sticking up for me." I said softly as I opened up my arms hoping she would give me a hug.
Catherine smiled brightly before she shot off the couch and jumped into my arms causing us both to fall over on to the couch.
"That's touching and shit but I was expecting something different when were talking about a three way." Michael said causing all three of us to break out into a fit of laughter.
"Let's face it Michael, the closest thing you'll get to a three way is if you use both of your hands." Catherine said sassily as she got up off the couch and started walking towards the kitchen.
"Fuck you" Michael shouted to her as he flipped her off.
"I love you too fuckface" Catherine said smiling.
Well aren't they the worlds most affectionate couple.
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