Eren sings

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Eren: *in shower* *sings* I'm a little teapot, short and stout! Here is my handle, here is my spout. When I get all steamed up here me shout *literally scream the end*

Armin: Omg I think someone is being murdered in the shower!

Jean: *stands outside of the bathroom door laughing my ass off*

Connie: *snap chats Jean laughing and Eren singing*

Mikasa: *runs into the room* WHO JUST DIED?!

Sasha: *eats potato like usual*

Levi: *walks in calmly* Who's in the shower?

Connie + Jean: EREN!!!

Levi: *nods and walks into the bathroom*

SILENCE

Eren: *Abruptly stops singing* uh H-Heichou?!

Levi: *mumbles*

Mikasa: I WILL DEVOUR YOUR SOUL, YOU VERTICALLY CHALLENGED PERVERT!!!

Eren: Mikasa. Please don't ;_;

Levi: Tch.

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