Bts texts

Jungkook's laptop

Namjoon: Maknae you're shitting me right

Jungkook: what

Jimin: DONT BE MEAN TO MY KOOKIE HES A SWEET BUNDLE OF JOY

Jin: I thought we agreed that hobi hyung was the 'sweet bundle of joy'?

Jhope: Aww I love you too hyung!

Jin: When I said 'we' I meant our fans who have been blessed of not being a victim of ur midnight bathroom adventures

Jhope: That was once! And I had a tummy ache T.T

Tae: This hyung..

Jimin: 'tummy ache' hyung act ur own age

Namjoon: JUNGKOOK WTF IS THIS

Jungkook: what do u mean

Namjoon: ur laptop

Jungkook: ...

Jimin: what about his laptop

Namjoon: There's a virus

Jin: so

Tae: Kookie I'm tired sleep with me

Jungkook: okay hyung ^^

Jimin: why won't you sleep with me Kookie

Namjoon: JUNGKOOK

Jin: omg stfu Namjoon ur gonna wake up Suga

Suga: too late

Suga: my phone was vibrating on my dick

Jimin: O.0

Jin: so what bout kookie's laptop

Jungkook: why're u even going through it hyung

Namjoon: I'm ur leader that's enough reason so stop with ur attitude

Jungkook: I didn't even

Tae: hyung be nice Kookie is going through puberty

Jungkook: OMG HYUNG ITS NOT THAT >~<

Tae: did u just yell at me

Suga: Kook I know ur going thru puberty but control urself b4 u make Tae cry

Jungkook: I DIDNT EVEN

Jin: Namjoon says that he'll accept u after puberty Kookie

Jimin: how come he can't tell us that himself

Suga: cuz he's with me watching the porn video Kookie left on paused on his laptop

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