The Peculiar Diary of Dexter Collins

Entry 4.5

Dear Diary,

   I was comfortably enjoying my hug with Alexandria when we were suddenly yanked apart and I think you can guess who it was. It was Jasmine being her annoying usual self. She grabbed me possessively by the arm and said "Get your grubby little paws off of my boyfriend!" I have never wanted to hit a girl so much in my entire life. I was about to explain to Alexandria that we weren't together when yet again I was being yanked in a direction and being held possessively by the arm. This time it was Alexandria and she had a very scary look on her face what she said next made me want to smile like a maniac, but also hide at the same time. "Boyfriend? That's a load of bull because first off he's been my boyfriend since we were six years old, second he knows if he ever cheats on me I will cut his balls off, and third I have his ring so sorry honey he's already taken."  You could cut the tension between them with a knife. One thing I have learned about girls is that they are scary.  Just as I was thinking that I was being lifted up into the air and being held bridal style by Alexandria. Like I just said girls are scary.

She started to carry me to the exit when I remembered my bags were still sitting there in the middle of the train station. When I went to mention that to Alexandria she just gave me a look that said " I dare you to try and ruin my awesome dramatic exit." That was a risk I was not willing to take because I quite like my man bits attached to my body. At this point I figured James would be willing to help me with my luggage while Alex made her grand exit. With that thought in mind I decided to just let myself soak in her warmth and take another nap. Yet this one was the most peaceful slumber that I had experienced in years.