so this is like a kik story, but for muke. Inspiration from a story called ' No homo > Larry au ' and its absolutely fucking amazing. SO this is the first chapter <3
hemmo96: Hi mike!
HolyBallsmikey:Sorry man, think you got the wrong dude.
Hemmo96: Oh haha. Sorry bye
HolyBallsmikey: Wait
Hemmo96: Yes?
HolyBallsMikey: You're hot af
Hemmo96: Why thank you kind sir you look hot yourself
Holyballsmikey: Why the fuck are you talking like you just hopped out the fucking 1800's
Hemmo96: Bc im fancy. Fuck you.
Holyballsmikey: I can totally tell, but hey. I like fancy.
Hemmo96: Then good.
Holyballsmikey; Yes I know, Im Michael. Call me your daddy.
Hemmo96:im luke, and I WILL NOT CALL YOU DADDY WHAT THE RH JVNFJVNEF
Holyballsmikey: WHY NOT LUKEEEE
Hemmo96:I already have a daddy, His names ashton
Holyballsmikey: But im daddy af.
Hemmo96: No. Ashton is a sex god. Hes dad
Holyballsmikey: Fine then, I have my own kitten, his names calum
Hemmo96: good. Im ashtons kitten ahdshbkjbfkvb
Holyballsmikey: I want you to be my kitten.
Hemmo96: Just don't tell calum or ashton.
Holyballsmikey; Im straight
