Ok, maybe not all siblings in general, but video game brothers are MEAN! Like seriously! They're either like the villain or rival or some shat! You'll be in the middle of the level then
"LETS SEE WHO'S STRONGER!"
And it's just like
"NO! I WANT TO MAKE IT TO THE BOSS WITH FULL HEALTH! CAN YOU NOT!?"
Then your brother in the game is like
"Haha, you are weak brother"
Or
"You're stronger than I thought, let's see who's stronger"
OR
THEY JUST MAKE SOME QUIP ABOUT YOU DIEING
SERIOUSLY
WHAT KIND OF BROTHER IN A SERIOUSLY THREATENING SITUATION JOKES ABOUT YOUR POSSIBLE DEATH!
Just
"If you survive"
Then you're like
"Ya know what, how are you my brother? You suck!"
But it's worse when there's no reason at all to why this person shows up in the middle of a level to fight you and all you know is that they're your brother from the lore!
For kicks and giggles the brother is gonna be called B and you're gonna be Y
B: *shows up randomly*
Y:"Oh hey! It's my brother!
B: *starts shooting you*
Y: "WHAT THE HECK! YOURE MY BROTHER!"
B:*attacks viciously*
Y:*while fighting* "DID I STAY OUT TOO LATE OR SOME CRAP! WHY
ARE
YOU
HERE
IN
THE
MIDDLE
OF
NOWHERE?!"
B: *disappears*
Y: w-wha? Did I win
*two levels later*
Y_*just going through the level as happy as can be*
B: *shows up*
Y: "FFFFFUUUUUUUUU"
Tell me if that is not accurate! Like seriously. Anyway, that's just a something I found kinda funny, now, video game sisters on the other hand, they're pretty cool. They don't show up out of nowhere to freaking fight you, they just are nice to you!
