1 day, there was an ogre named Shrek, he lived alone in his swamp, he loved being alone, he enjoyed his lonliness. "Lol I love being alone" he said as he brutally murdered weeaboo nerds. He was the happiest he had ever been.
Far away, there was a majestic Aryan coconut named Armin Arlert. One day he found a book about a mysterious ogre living in a swamp. "Enre look @ dis book" he said to his bestie Eren who was an angry German child "omfg idc u nerd" eren replied with. Armin was sed, and ran away, he was going to leave his friends behind and travel the world, and the first one he was going to find was the ogre that was mentioned in the story he read.
