Shrek loved the boy too much to let him go. Armin didn't know how to feel. Shrek put him down in a room with a table and a curtain covering something. Armin sat down at the table. Shrek pulled the curtains to reveal shelves of books. Armin gazed upon it in amazement. He went to look at the books. They were all guy Fieri books or hard yaoi doujinshis. Armin's only thought was noice. "Do you like this laddie?" Shrek said "Yes" said Armin. "So, where are you from?" Said shrek. Armin was triggered because he remembered that Eren called him a fgt. He started crying.
Again
Shrek asked if he was okay
"Yes" Armin replied
"No you're not" Shrek said
"Tell me how you are really feeling"
"I was always pitied, like, everyone was like, "look at him, he looks like a fgt""
Armin said
"Holy shit ur a dude?!"
Shrek asked
"Yea" Armin replied, looking offended
"It's okay"
Shrek said
"I'm bishrekual ( ͡° ͜ʖ ͡°)"
