Cape (Question 4; Eridan)

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Pupapan123 said: "Hey Eridan I have a question for you. Why do you wear a cape? I can't really blame you I wear motorcycle goggles to school everyday."

Eridan: wwhat dont you knoww that i wwear my cape because it is vvery fashionable

Sollux: ed, you know that nobody thiink2 your cape ii2 fa2hiionable?

Eridan: are you sure sol
Eridan: because i think youre just jealous of my fashion sense
Eridan: dont you agree kan

Kanaya: My Answer Is The Same As My One In The Question Before This One

Karkat: ERIDAN, YOU HAVE HORRIBLE FASHION SENSE. MOVING ON.

Eridan: *hurt face*
Eridan: i nevver answwered the question

Karkat: JUST SAY IT ALREADY, ASSWIPE.

Eridan: the real answwer is because fef made it for me back wwhen wwe wwere moirails

Karkat: NOBODY WANTS TO HEAR THE SOB STORY, ERIDAN. NEXT QUESTION.

((A/N: I felt so mean writing that last one, because Eridan is my second favorite troll!))

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