Dare: I dare Athena to tell Zeus that she "slept with" Poseidon.
Athena: ......... Can I die now?
Admin: No.
Athena: [Teleports to Zeus] Father.
Zeus: Yes?
Athena: I "slept with" Poseidon.
Zeus: "Slept with" or "slept slept with?"
Athena: No, I mean i "slept slept with him" not "slept slept slept with him."
Zeus: Wait what?
Athena: Bye. [teleports away]
Zeus: ....... POSEIDON!!!!!
Poseidon: [walks in] Yeah?
Zeus: #%^**%#<%€£><<~~|~>^^*%%^*%%#^+%#%* you.
Poseidon: Why is your face red like a constipated chicken?
