Sharklover: Athena, I dare you to declare a war on Ares. It's Wisdom vs. Strength.
Athena: [Yawn] I could beat him in a second!
Admin: Ares, come over here!!!
Ares: [Teleports to Admin] What do you want?!
Athena: I declare a war on you.
Ares: I think it's obvious who's gonna win.
Athena: [Raises eyebrow] Oh yeah? Then let's start.
Ares: You're going down Feather Brain.
Athena: WAIT ARES!!! Before we battle, I need to get a manicure. I have a appointment at 9:00. I don't want to get my nails broken. I also have to brush my hair 100 times and then curl it and then-
Ares: MY EARS!!! THESE HORRIBLE GIRLY GIRL STATEMENTS!!!! YOU WIN ATHENA!!! [Teleports away]
Athena: That is how I win like a BOSS!