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Kuroko's doing DRUGS!

Kuroko Tetsuya :

Everyone? Can you make something funny,Im not happy right now.

1 minute ago

Kise Ryota : YOU'RE ALWAYS NOT HAPPY KUROKOCHII! XD

Midorima Shintaro : is it because of Aomine's death?

Kuroko Tetsuya : Not that! And Kise-kun! Im really happy what happened last last week!

Kise Ryota : :0 Do you mean?!

Kuroko Tetsuya : no not Aomine-kun's death!!

Midorima Shintaro : well,how did you know that we expect Aomine?

Kuroko Tetsuya : LETS HAVE SOME FUN SHALL WE?

Akashi Seijuro : very well then..

Kuroko Tetsuya : Thank you Akashi-kun what you did last last week! Daisuke! :)

Akashi Seijuro : hmm..

Kise Ryota : Kuroko-cchi!! WHAT DO YOU MEAN LAST WEEK??

Midorima Shintaro : yes..what?

Kuroko Tetsuya : Not AOMINE-KUN!! *whistles*

Kise Ryota : Kurokocchi's being obvious! :T

Midorima Shintaro : yeah..

Kuroko Tetsuya : WHERE'S MURASAKIBARA-KUN?!?! *sweats*

Murasakibara Atsushi : Am here.

Kuroko Tetsuya : nahh! it's okay Murasakibara-kun! Dont rep-

Kise Ryota : HMMMMM???!

Midorima Shintaro : *fixes glasses*

Kuroko Tetsuya : WHERE HAVE YOU BEEN MURASAKIBARA-KUN?!? *smiles creepily*

Murasakibara Atsushi : but you sai-

Kuroko Tetsuya : FORGET WHAT I SAID OKAY!!! *sweats*

Murasakibara Atsushi : I ate snacks.

Kuroko Tetsuya : ahh..now where's Akashi-kun?

Akashi Seijuro : I am here,Tetsuya.

Kuroko Tetsuya : I really owe yo- I MEAN YOURE HERE! HA ! HA ! HA ! *sweats*

Kise Ryota : Kurokocchi's really weird now..

Midorima Shintaro : according to Oha-Asa,they must be happy and successful this month.But wh-

Kuroko Tetsuya : OH YAS! CAN YOU TEACH ME OH- I AM SAD RIGHT NOW YEHEY!!

Midorima Shintaro : you said that you're sad but you prai-

Kuroko Tetsuya : IM SAD YOU FUCKIN LITTLE CARROT PIECE OF SHIT OKAY?!?

Kise Ryota : hah?

Murasakibara Atsushi : Kuro-chin's very confusing.

Akashi Seijuro : agreed.

Kuroko Tetsuya : is it just me? Or all of you guys are dum- OH YAS! YOURE NOT DUMB ALRIGHTY THEN! YEHEY!! RAF RAF! MEOW MEOW!

Midorima Shintaro : Kuro-

Kuroko Tetsuya : MAH NAME IS NUH KURO YOU LITTLE PIECE OF CARROT SHIT!! I AM KUROKO TETSUYA FUCKAHH!!

Midorima Shintaro : but you didn-

Kuroko Tetsuya : FUKAH! I HOPE YOU DIE YOU LIL PIECE OF CARROT!!!

Akashi Seijuro : just say the word.Tetsuya.

Midorima Shintaro : ~~ I am your everlasting loyal knight..King Kuroko! ~~~

Kise Ryota : I asked my fans what happened to him.

Midorima Shintaro : Die.

Kise Ryota : Haizaki said that he gave him DRUGS.

Midorima Shintaro : WHAT?!?

Murasakibara Atsushi : My poor Kuro-chin.

Midorima Shintaro : First of all...Haizaki's your fan?

Kise Ryota : yeah! He said that because I can copy your mo- ho oh...this is supposed to be a secret.

Midorima Shintaro : pfft.

Murasakibara Atsushi : lol.

Akashi Seijuro : WHERE IS HIS LOCATION?! WHAT CITY?! WHAT COUNTRY?! WHERE IN THE PART OF THE WORLD?! WHERE IN THE SOLAR SYSTEM?! WHERE'S THE PIN POINT IN THE MILKY WAY GALAXY?! WHERE IS HE IN THE UNIVERSE?!?

Kise Ryota : House.Tokyo.Japan.Asia.Earth.Solar System.Milky Way. Thank you! *bows*

Akashi Seijuro : B. R. B.

Kise Ryota : Condolence.

Murasakibara Atsushi : After Mine-chin is Haizaki...who's it gonna be after him?

Kise Ryota : OH!! I FORGOT THAT I HAVE STILL A TRIP ON LONDON! BYE!! IM GONNA GET BACK AT A YEAR SO WAIT FOR ME!

Midorima Shintaro : My mom said I would buy things in the Philippines..so gotta go there soon!

Murasakibara Atsushi : HEY WAIT FOR ME!!

Murasakibara Atsushi : ~Tomorrow..tomorrow..I love myself..tomorrow! Tomorrow's the dayyy!! IIIII!! DIEEEE!!~

Akashi Seijuro : done.