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Pregnant??

Kuroko Tetsuya :

I've been wanting to tell all of you guys...

18 minutes ago

Midorima Shintaro : what kuroko?

Kise Ryota : what's the prob Kurokocch?

Akashi Seijuro : is that negative?

Murasakibara Atsushi : or positive?

Aomine Daiki : or neutra- WAIT! THAT AINT ATOM!

Kuroko Tetsuya : its not an atom you hair black-egg bastard. I- Im pregnant.

Kise Ryota : WHAT?!

Midorima Shintaro : F- F- F-

Akashi Seijuro : oh ghad.

Murasakibara Atsushi : you poor little child.

Kuroko Tetsuya : i- it was an accident...because Aomine-kun and I- uh..uhh..uhmm..

Kise Ryota : AOMINEECHII! WHAT DID YOU DO?!

Akashi Seijuro : open your doors.

Murasakibara Atsushi : whyy?!

Kuroko Tetsuya : because he didn't buy a protection! I told him to buy so that we could do it... But he didn't

Aomine Daiki : because I was tired going back and forth!

Kuroko Tetsuya : thanks for the hotdog anyways. It looked fried.

Kise Ryota : I am calling a POLICE!

Kuroko Tetsuya : i almost died because it really hurt!

Aomine Daiki : im sorry!

Akashi Seijuro : I am cleaning my scissors.

Kuroko Tetsuya : and then I died...my ranked fell down! Urghh! I left the team because Aomine's too strong.

Murasakibara Atsushi : what're you talkin about?

Kuroko Tetsuya : I was using Ringo! and he was using Catherine! I fuckin told him to buy Crucible to protect all of us and we failed because aomine was too strong and stabbed the enemy but the enemy was hardened and has weapon items so it killed all of us! ! And also he gave me a hotdog...roasted hotdog for breakfast so that I wont get mad! And that hotdog was cheesedog! I dislike cheese! I hate hate hate! After that disgusting cheesedog I puked because there's too much salt and roasted!

Akashi Seijuro : FVCK its VAINGLORY TROLL!