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Akashi Seijuro :

Mission Complete..Master.

1 minute ago

Kuroko Tetsuya : Are you sure nobody is alive?

Akashi Seijuro : I killed all of them precisely and perfect..Master.I stabbed their hearts,goulged their eyes and burn them with alcohol.

*sends a pic of their corpse..blood..eyes..heart..*

Kuroko Tetsuya : Where's Monkey.D.Luffy and Roronoa Zoro?

Akashi Seijuro : Master..there worlds are different..we are here in the Kuroko no Basuke World and they are in the Pirate World.The worlds are far away.

Kuroko Tetsuya : Good.How about yourself?

Akashi Seijuro : pardon me?

Kuroko Tetsuya : Kill yourself.

Akashi Seijuro : BUT!

Kuroko Tetsuya : Kill yourself or I'll kill you myself.Send a video here..stabbing your eyes.Heart and other parts.

Akashi Seijuro : even my...?

Kuroko Tetsuya : All of them.Now DIE!

Akashi Seijuro : T_T..

*sent video*

Kuroko Tetsuya : now that you're all dead.I am the strongest BASKETBALL PLAYER!! BWAHAHA

Kagami Taiga : Hi.

Kuroko Tetsuya : ohh..there's the next victim...I'll KILL YOU TAIGA AND THE REST OF THE UNCROWNED KINGS! PREPARE TO DIE!