{twitter}
@Calum5sos: why are the most perfect things the hardest to get?
@OMG_CaLuM: WHAT IS THIS ABOUT CALUM THOMAS HOOD
@ketchupisbae: OOH ITS A GIRL ISNT IT
@lizisthebetter_hammings: WHOS STEALING CAL PAL?!?!
{dm}
@callumhoood: why won't you believe me that I'm actually Calum Hood?
@calums_tatoo56: because Calum Hood doesn't even know who I am
@callumhoood: oh but he does
@calums_tatoo56: fückboi no he doesnt
@callumhood: STOP CALLING ME THAT
@calums_tatoo56: not until you figure out a way to prove to me you're actually Calum Hood
@callumhoood: fine, just you wait gorgeous
