MY FRIENDS ARE IDIOTS

Godzilla and monkey

Eli's POV

Yams and I were talking since the replacement teacher was just sitting at her desk. We were chatting and Bian joined us. She was saying how Yams and I would always fight.

'No, we don't fight. We just have arguments,' I replied to Bian.

'Yeah,' said Yams. 'Godzilla.'

'Monkey,' I retorted back.

'Godzilla is a reptile and monkey combined or something. At least I'm not big.'

'But that's good then I can just step on you and you'll get squished.'

'I can call other monkeys and climb up you and take you down.'

'But then I can just reach up my face and just wipe your monkeys off and you will all fall to the ground and die because of the impact.'

'I'll recruit a lot of monkeys so that you can't do anything at all.'

'I'll call in recruits then.'

'But there's only one Godzilla.'

'That's what you think but I actually have a lot of Godzilla friends hiding in a cave. Waiting to attack at my command.'

'Bullshit.

'Fine. Whatever. But I'll still defeat you and your monkeys.'

'Not if I call in my mutations of reptiles and monkeys.'

'Like you have any. Wait, didn't you say that Godzilla is reptile and monkey combined?'

'Hmm. Good point.'

So that was one out of the many conversations I had that made absolutely no sense. I'm pretty sure we talked and argued about it more but I probably forgot. These aren't the exact lines as well but whatever.