SMOSH EXPEDITION: The Golden Flamingo (Book Four)

Chapter Two - The Expedition Begins

Ian Hecox

Just what we needed, a little break from our daily lives. We were both getting sick and tired of doing the same shit over and over again. We thought today would just be another day.

But we were so wrong.

I was glad that we helped Billy and Charlie, and in doing so led us to where we are now, standing in front of this hot and sexy goddess who thinks we're explorers that will help her in finding this weird treasure. Little did she know that we're not, so let's just keep it a secret, shall we?

She was an absolute doll, and did I mention that she was hot?

Sidney Ackerman is her name, the head curator of the L.A. Museum. She led us through a hallway with velvet carpet and paintings on each side, "Come, we must hurry, no one must see us." She said.

"I'll follow you wherever you go." I said aloud while watching her booty shake as she walked in those high heels that matched her dress.

"ME WANT BAMBAM!" Anthony suddenly yelled, stopping us in our tracks. We shot a look at him, surprised by his sudden outburst and he suddenly realized that, "I-I mean, uh, Gee, what slam jam dress you got there!"

"Oookay." Sidney said, weirded out, "Thanks?" Then she continued to lead the way,

I rolled my eyes and snickered, "Smooth, Padildo. Real smooth." I said. My friend smiled.

"So you're not gonna need us anymore, right?" Billy spoke up, frowning. Sidney turned around, her face had sadness etched all over when she looked at the boy.

"Oh no, Billy, we need you." I cut in before she was able to speak, "We need him, Ms. Ackerman."

"Y-you do?" The boy's eyes sparkled.

"Don't you remember the battle? You were always there to save the day." Anthony added, "-You and Charlie."

"YAAAY! This day just keeps getting better and better!" Billy hugged both of us.

"Very well." Sidney nodded as we approached the elevator, she pressed the up button and we waited. A couple of seconds later, the large metal door slid open, there was a person inside, an old man wearing grey coveralls, holding a long mop with the mop in a yellow bucket of water. "Good evening, Lloyd." She greeted.

"Ms. Ackerman! Still woking overtime, are we?" The old man glanced at us and fixed his small round glasses on his nose, "-and who are these fine looking gentlemen?"

Anthony scoffed, "There's nothing fine about this bowl-haired doofus beside me."

"At least I'm not the dude with a butt shaped nose!" I fought back, sticking out my tongue at him.

Sidney rolled her eyes, "These are the people I told you about." She winked.

"You're gonna look for it now?" The janitor asked, walking out of the elevator.

"Oh yeah." She stepped inside, "-talk to you later, Lloyd." She waved goodbye and the old man did the same. She turned to us "Hey? What are you doing out there? Come on." She motioned us to get in.

   But we both stood there awestruck, did I ever tell you guys that she's hot?

We snapped out of it and rushed inside. Billy waved goodbye also at the old janitor, "Bye, Mr. Lloyd, I love your sweet headset!" He said. Lloyd waved again as the doors slid close.

   Then the lame elevator music began playing, we stood there in silence while the levels counted up. I was still thinking of something to talk about with the smokin' hot curator but I was too shy to speak, and by the looks of it, Anthony also looked like he wanted to make a move on Sidney.