Cheez-itz Over Friends

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*2:00AM*
*police sirens blaring in the background*
*camera pans to the starry sky*
*the moon*
*the 12 signs constellations*
*music*
*camera roams*
*camera settles on a house*
*the zodiac house*

Aries👱: *busts open front door*

Sagittarius👸: *cringes* ARIES DO YOU NOT KNOW HOW TO BE QUIET

Aries👱: u wanna fucking go

Aries👸: plz stfu we're gonna wake everybody up

Gemini👱: why'd u have to bust down the door Aries this is our house

Aries👱: God damn Gemini its for the effect.

Pisces👸: *walks down the stairs into the kitchen sleepily while taking handfuls of cheez-it's from the box she's holding*

Gemini👱: All I'm saying is there are times when u need to cal-

Aries👸: YOURE TELLING US ARIES TO CALM DOWN. WE JUST FUCKING STOLE A BOX OF MEGA SIZE CHEEZ-ITS FOR US BC NO ONE KNOWS WHERE THEYRE ALL GOING

Saggitarius👸: *swiftly takes the box of cheez-it's that Aries had stolen*

Aries👱: hey where'd th- *spots saggitarius trying to sneak away

Gemini👱: *sees too* oh FUCK NO

*all jump on saggitarius until it turns into a huge fist fight between the four of them*

Pisces👸: wus dat sound... *walks to the front door with yellow crumb on their cheek*

gemini👱: AND IF U FUCKING THIN-

Pisces👸: *walks in and stops dead in tracks*

Gem, Aries,& Sag: *stop and all eyes go to Pisces hand, which holds the box of the *dissapearing* cheez-it's*

Pisces👸:.....

Gem👱:.....

Aries👸:......

Sag👸:....

Aries👱:....

Pisces👸: *screaMS LIKE A BITCH AND STARTS RUNNING UP THE STAIRS* CAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAPICORN!!!!!!!

Aries👸:*runs after Pisces👸*

Gem&Aries👱: *chase after her two but tangle up on the stairs on fall*

Sag👸: *sighs. Sees the box of stolen cheez-it's that everyone forgot about to chase Pisces. Smirks* I'm lucky af *gets cheez-its and heads to room*

Aries👸: *right behind Pisces*

Pisces👸: *10 feet away from Caps👱 room* CAAAAAAAAAAAPRISUN

Aries👸: NO. YOU. DONT. *catches up & grabs Pisces leg*

Pisces👸: *screams and drops cheez-it's all over the floor*

Capricorn👱: *bed hair, sleepy eyes. Opens door* ?....

Aries👸: *on top of pisces👸*

Pisces👸: *grabbing all nearby cheez-it's and stuffing into mouth*

Aries👸: *grabs Pisces cheeks* SPIT THEM OUUUUTTTT

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