Stan's pov
"You two have the same lover!" The one legged gypsy croaks pointing a bony finger at me and kenny.
"What?" Kenny says confused, rubbing the back of his neck
"You!" She points at me "you, love a boy that loves another!"
I feel my cheeks start to heat up.
"And you!" She points at kenny "have a lover who is loved by him!" She points at me then looks at kenny again. "You take him for granted daily!"
She then goes on to say about how kenny isn't their for him all the time and how I am. She says that the loved one, (meaning Kyle) cares for both of us very much.
"vos corps seront allumés à minuit vous pourrez voir tous les deux les uns des autres yeux!" She chants. Looking from kenny to me "never take things for granted young one!" She looks at kenny. Then turns to me "never give up on people you love!"
She chants the three French lines again and it's like my body is on fire for a spilt second. Then it feels normal. I suddenly fall back when a gust if wind travels towards me and kenny. And finally after it's like we've had water poured on us the gypsy straight up vanishes. Gone.
"Oh my god! Kenny!" Kyle shouts running into the small shack and running towards Kenny kneeling next to him and placing Kenny's head on his lap.
I sigh quietly looking away from Kyle and kenny. I hear the floor boards creek slightly as cartman walks over to me offering a hand. I take it and he pulls me up.
"Dude what happened to you?" He asks looking me up and down.
"This one legged gypsy, she knew about me liking Kyle," I say the part about me liking Kyle quietly so only cartman can hear. "She then said something in French and this happened."
I feel a presence next to me and look to see Kyle now next to me holding kennys hand.
"Do you remember what she said?" I think for a moment. Then shake my head.
"No."
Kyle sighs running a hand through his curls.
"It sounded like gibberish to me, I don't think you would've been able to translate it ky." Kennys adds
"Everything sounds like gibberish to you." Kyle says rolling his eyes, he looks at me, his emerald orbs sparkling. "Are you okay?" I gulp, nodding
"I'm fine."
There's a small silence.
"I freaking HATE gypsies! Let's get out of her incase he comes be an for me and kahl."
"My names Kyle." Kyle tells him walking out of the shack with kenny. I follow after them with cartman behind me.
"Kahl sounds better, like my little pet name for you." Cartman revives a glare from kenny an me with that line.
"Pet name? Like how I call you fatass? Or lardass? Or big tittes or-"
"I think that's enough, kahl. Or should I say jew? Or jew rat? Or ginger? Or Ginger Jersey Jew? Or-"
"I get it! No pet names." Kyle rolls his eyes but he's smiling slightly.
Kenny leans close to kyles ear and whispers something before kissing his ear. Making Kyle blush and my blood boil.
"Dude, I know your both gay and all, and that's cool I guess but I don't think me and Stan want to see you bites each other's ears or whatever" cartman says.
"Stan doesn't mind." Kenny says turning around and smirking at me "right?"
Oh I wish I could punch that stupid smirk off his face!
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Another new ff? Seriously lamb where do you get all there's ideas?! No idea
I choose french because the esmeralda is French and she's amazing
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Body Swap (COMPLETED)(South park) {StanxKyle/KennyxKyle}
FanfictionIt's been three months since Kenny and Kyle became official. It's been three years since Stan started having romantic feelings for Kyle. Stan always wanted to confess, but never worked up the needed courage. Now Kyle's taken, and he radiates happine...
