Body Swap (COMPLETED)(South park) {StanxKyle/KennyxKyle}

Chapter 3: you bastard

Kyle's pov

As I walk to my locker I can't help but think that Stan was acting so weird today. He keeps telling me he's kenny, saying things only I know about him. But he's Stan. Is he losing it?

And when kenny said Stan got boners for me he looked uncomfortable, since when did kenny get uncomfortable about anything?

I just shrug the ideas off and grab my book walking to the lunch hall and taking a seat next to Stan. I open my book and start to read it, looking up only when cartman slams his tray down on the table.

"What's wrong this time?" I ask

"The new lunch lady won't give me dessert! It's so unfair!" Stan rolls his eyes.

"Have mine cartman," he says passing cartman his jelly cup. I look at Stan weird

"Only kenny Gives me his dessert when I complain..." He says looking at Stan as he slowly starts to eat the jelly.

"Yeah Stan, you never give cartman anything."

"I've already told you ky, I'm not Stan. I'm kenny." I sigh

"Stan what is wrong with you?" Cartman demands "is the hippie losing it?" He asks looking at me. I shrug.

I feel arms wrap around my waist and I smile.

"Hey kenny." He kisses my cheek squeezing in between me and Stan. Stan sighs annoyed and moves next to cartman.

"Hey Kinney, can I have your jelly cup?"

"No, get lost fatass." Cartman hmms and looks at Stan for a second. Then he rests his head against his hand In thought. Kenny never calls cartman fatass.

And when he kissed me this morning it was different, not like gentle kisses he usually gives me. It had more force and need. Kinda like our first kiss but rougher.

I look back down at my book and continuing reading. It's silent since cartman is thinking and Stan's just looking at me, then at kenny.

Kenny's pov

"Hey kenny, can I talk to you?" I ask looking at Stan. He gets up and kisses Kyle's cheek again whispering something to him and following me towards the vending machines.

"I never call cartman fatass, and I always give him my dessert when he wants it. You aren't acting like me at all." Stan rolls his eyes and crosses his arms

"I don't care, I just want Kyle. His lips are so soft. His skin so smooth. I actually noticed that when you get real close to his face he has light freckles on his nose. It's so cute." He teases and I glare at him.

"You know if I kiss Kyle he could notice it's me? Also how I gave Eric my jelly, he obviously suspects something. I've also told him some stuff about me that only he knows. So of he asks you about any I it you'll be screwed."

"It feels so nice to kiss Kyle, I love running my hands through his curls, holding his hands, wrapping my arm around his nice slender waist." I growl angrily punching the vending machine. It makes tweek jump and others look over here. 

Stan leans closer so he can whisper in my ear, "he tastes so sweet too,"

Okay that's it! I'm killing this bastard! I raise my hand to hit him but cartman runs over grabbing my arms as Kyle runs over to me also trying to calm me down. His Touch is so calming.

I take a hold of kyles shirt and kiss him softly. Just like how I normally would, before leaving the cafeteria.

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