Dares for puffs and ruffs

Kiss The Ones Ya Hate

Me: Hey guys this is a double dare chapter for the boys.
Girls: What is it? *excited*
Me: First part. Boys who do you hate most.
Butch: I hate myself.
Bubbles: Why?
Butch: For being so smexy!
Brick:ha
Chaud:lol
Boomer: I don't get it.
Bubbles: neither do I.
Me: uhh, blues, you don't need to understand. Now Butchie answer the question please. *sweet voice*
Butch: I'm suddenly scared. I hate brute. OK, leave me alone.
Me: Great, now Brick.
Brick: Easy I hate Princess.
Me: Don't we all.
Blossom: I know I sure do.
Buttercup: Diddo
Bubbles: Hate isn't nice.
Everyone but blues: Bubbles.
Blues: What's wrong with me/her?
Me: Nevermind. Chaud your turn.
Chaud: I hate Precious.
Butch: You mean Princess twin that's always stalking you.
Chaud: Yep that one.
Me: I completely feel ya. Moving to Boomer.
Boomer: I just hate Brat!
Me: great part 1 done!
Bubbles: Snow, you just rhymed *giggles*
Me: Mmm hhm, I know I did. *sigh*
Buttercup: Part two please cause we want boy torture!
Me: Coming right up, after this break.
Girls: Really.
------During the break-----
Me: Boys I want candy.
Butch: So
Brick: Then go get some
Me: No you go.
Boomer: Ok
Butch: No Boomer we will not go.
Boomer: But she wants candy.
Butch: To bad.
Chaud: Dudes when Snow says get candy, don't argue GET CANDY!
Brick: Oh we're soo scared
Me: You should be! *Red eyes and anger rageing making dark aura surround me*
Boys: Candy coming right up.
Me: Wait, Boomer and Chaud don't have to go.
Brick & Butch: Life sucks.
Me: Yea whatever, I want candy.
Chaud: I recommend about 3 huge doufle bags for the right amount of candy.
Butch: That's a lot of candy.
Me: Still waiting.
*Brick and Butch leave*
30 minutes later.
Butch: We have the *pant* candy. And let *pant* me tell you-
Me: Spare me the story I want candy.
*Gives me bags of candy. I start eating.*
10 minutes later
Blossom: We're back!
Girls: 0.0
Me: Hey guys *2 1/2of the candy bags gone*
Blossom: I want candy! *whines*
Me: Brick Butch bloss wants candy
Brick: But
Me: What
*They leave again* 10 minutes later
Brick: Here. *gives blossom a huge bag of candy*
Blossom: Thanks
Me and Bloss eat our candy in less than 7 minutes.
Me: Ahh dares any one.
Buttercup: Heck Ya!
------Back to Dares-----
Me: boys each of you must kiss the girl you said you hate most.
Boomer: On the l-l-lips?
Me: Yes
Brick: No way in Hel-
Chaud: Ok
Butch: You wanna kiss Precious.
Chaud: Heck Noo! But I rather a meaningless dare kiss than be killed for not doing it.
Me: Good Choice
Boomer: I agree with Chaud.
Butch: Not doing it.
Brick: No way.
Buttercup: Boys are stupid.
Blossom: Bad choice
Bubbles: Good answer Boomer and Chaud.
Me: I recommend you two: Shut the H*ll up and do the freaking dare before you both find yourselves 10 ft. deep it the ground. GOT IT!
Brick & Butch: *nod very hard*
Chaud: Told ya.
Me: Great! *cheary voice*
I push a button and Brute Brat Princess and Precious appear from nowhere.
Princess: Where am I, this is not my new bedroom.
Precious: I know I wasn't here.
Brat: Where'd Berserk and Wacko go? (Wacko is my ppnkgz)
Brute: idk but we aren't at home.
All the girls turn around. I press a button to make us girls invisible.
Princess: Brick
Precious: Chaud
Brat: Boomer
Brute: Butch
Boys: Sh*t
The boys all kiss them.
Girls: We knew you wanted us.
Boys: Uh, no we actually love other girls.
Them: Who! *fuming*
Boys whisper so we can't hear: Puffs
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Me whispering: did you hear them
Puffs whispering: no
Me whispering: dang it I wanted blackmail.
Buttercup whispering: lol
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Princess: How can you love those douche bags.
Precious: Yes they're just witches
Brute: You can't be serious
Brat: They're soo ugly
Boys: Stop talking about our girls *Fuming*
Brat: But you can love us.
Precious: Yea
Boomer: Never!!
Chaud: You don't even compare to our girls.
Brute: Don't be upset.
Butch: How can we not be!
Brick: You girls insulted OUR GIRLS!*pissed*
Girls: Whatever.
Boys beat the cr*p out of them and kick them out the window.
I make us visible again.
Me: Dang my new window!
Boys: Sorry.
Chaud: Wait you were here the whole time
Girls: Yea.
Blossom: And who are these girls
Bubbles: Do we know them
Boys all blush
Boomer: Its a secret
Brick: Yea we can't tell.
Us girls except BC who shrugged: Aww.
Butch: Buttercup seam cool with it.
Buttercup: Its cause I don't care.
Me: Fine, we'll find out tho.
Boys: OK
Me: Bye peeps hope you enjoyed this