Chronicles of Terra

Skeletron

"Holy shit! Jackson, come check this out!" Victoria said excitedly as she neared the edge of the forest. as she walked out of the forest, Jackson came up behind her. As he stared at what Victoria was staring at, a sense of intrigue and curiosity washed over him, but also with a sense of awe. The two walked towards the awe inspiring object.

"Look at the size of this building! I bet there is so much to explore! Treasure, adventure, glory, women," Victoria said rubbing her hands with a pervy face, "Maybe we can even make this our base of operations!"

"Wait, what do you mean by women? I just want guns. And you're a chick." Jackson stated while giving Victoria a quizzical look. Jackson loved guns so much, he didn't want to be with anyone. Just him and his guns. So naturally, he'd assume Victoria was mentioning getting the girls for her, but he never heard of that.

"Um, I'm not straight. I like women. But anyways, we should go up ahead and see what's in here." Victoria said, leaving a dumbfounded Jackson standing by the edge of the forest. As Victoria neared the entrance to the structure, she noticed some things. The building looked old and there was an old man in a raggedy clothing. Victoria moved closely to the old man, taking noticed that it was starting to get dark. Once she got near the old man, she held out her hand.

"Are you okay sir? Do you need help?" Victoria asked as she got nearer. The man looked at her and gave the look of a hurt child.

"Help me." He asked. Suddenly, He exploded into a shower of innards, drenching Victoria. In his place was a floating skeletal head and two floating skeletal arms. As Victoria stared in shock, Jackson ran up. As soon as he saw the beast before, both him and Victoria knew, they needed to get out of there.