Various x Reader Oneshots

Interuptions (Craig x Male Reader)

Hello, my lovely dovelies! I will give you a reminder that in this, you are a guy and you are also in high school, not 4th grade. Hope you like this!

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    "Craig, do we have anymore chips?" You yell to your boyfriend of five years, who is on the couch, watching TV. "I don't think so," he shouts back, "but we could go get a bag." "No, I don't feel like doing anything, today." You say as you walk back into the living room and sit next to Craig. You look at him, seeing that he looks very bored while watching TV. You look at the TV to see what on and, of course, it's Terrance and Phillip. "So, is there anything that you want to do today?" You ask with emphasis on 'you'. Craig looks over at you with his usual face and looks you up and down. You have on a simple white t-shirt on with a pair of black shorts that reach about a little over knee length. Craig has on a black shirt that's tight on his torso, showing off his muscular chest. He also has on some sweat pants, since they weren't going to do anything special today. But he didn't have on his usual hat, because he trusts you not to make fun of him and such (First time you saw him without his hat on, you smiled and said that he looked cute). You look over at Craig, who is still eyeing you, and say, "Craig? What is it?" He looks at your face and stares for a minute or so. "(M/N)..." He says, not taking his eyes off you. Just as you were going to say something, he grabs your hand and pulls you into his lap. "C-Craig?!" You exclaim with a blushing face and very wide eyes. He turns you to face him and he still has on a straight face. You look down at him as you sit in his lap with your legs on either side of him. He pulls you into a kiss, that you immediately respond to. You put your hands on his chest as he wraps his arms around your waist. You feel his tongue lick your bottom lip, but you teasing decline to see what happens. He slightly growls and brings a hand up your shirt, squeezing one of your nipples. You gasp slightly, giving him the chance to invade your mouth with his tongue. He never leaves a place untouched as he kisses you, coming into contact with your tongue as well, brushing against it and making you moan a little. You slide your hands from his chest to around his neck, enjoying the feeling of him kissing you. Then you hear knocking on the door, followed by a loud voice yelling, "Hey, is anybody home?! We were bored so came over here!" You to separate from the kiss with a string of saliva connecting you, slightly panting from the little session you just had. You slightly laugh as you get up to open the door, but is held there by a very irritated Craig. "Craig, let me go." You say, laughing a little. "No. I've wanted this moment of peace to go down with out anyone interrupting, but every time the mood kicks in, we get interrupted. Just don't answer the door, I'll deal with them later." Craig says with no emotions at all, except for the slight irritation in his voice. "Okay, fine, but only this time." You say laughing, but a flirtatious smile makes its way onto your mouth as you say, "Well, if that's what you want, then what are you waiting for?" You ask with a glint in your eyes that Craig can only explain as lust. He looks up at you with widened eyes for a second before tackling you to the couch with you laying under him and you continue your fun.

.:Meanwhile Outside:.

"I guess their not there. What do you think Kenny?" Kyle says, not knowing what's going on inside. Just as Kenny was about to answer, a loud moan was heard from the house, that sounded much like (M/N). Kyle starts blushing really hard, but Kenny looks unaffected as he already knew from the window haw just looked through seconds ago. "W-well, I-I guess w-we should go, K-Kenny. Come on." Kyle starts walking off with Kenny following right after, smirking under his parka.

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Well, I hope you liked it! This was requested by ttdarkroast! (Hope I spelled it right) I am very sorry, but I don't know if I will be able to make a properly done lemon, yet. It's kind of awkward typing it, but it's really fun to make. I'm not sure. What do you guys think I should do?
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That wasn't a rhetorical question.

~AwkwardHipster