Dick Move (Craig x Male!Reader) (Slightly NSFW)

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So, I cannot, for the life of me, get Wattpad's writing system to work. Literally, it is going to take me forever to actually figure that shit out. But for now, enjoy this nice oneshot requested by Izumi_Haruhiku. ^-^ Hope you enjoy!

!WARNING!: This one is slightly nsfw at the end, but not hardcore. Please read at your own risk.

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To be honest, it wasn't his fault he was this way. Craig had never actually done anything like... that in his life. No wonder he was curious. I mean, everyone around him was doing it in highschool. He's in college now and, on top of that, he has a crush on a guy. A very manly crush, thank you. Though, his thoughts about him literally under the guy he wouldn't really call manly...

Back to the point, Craig was having more than slightly indecent thoughts about his childhood friend that he got back in touch with, (M/N). He has been caught staring... quite lewdly... at his friend many times now while they've been doing mundane things. Just to name a few tasks, they were once washing his car (He was wearing a white shirt... and got wet...), another time they were studying for finals (His concentrating face was so kissable and sexy...), and once they were just playing video games when he started staring ((M/N) was yelling at the screen and it was too hot to handle.).

... Okay, so maybe the thoughts are a bit more than "more than slightly indecent". He's a young man with a lot of hormones, he can't help it! Of course, there are a lot more people than just him that have a crush on him. Craig is pretty sure that he's the only one (M/N) would consider dating, though... Right?

Well, he can't dwell too much on it. Especially whenever too girls in front of him are whispering about and showing each other pictures of his crush... There's a storm coming.

He leaned down from his spot from where he was sitting to get a better look at the pictures and try to listen to their conversation. "I just sorta think he's hot, you know?" the one with the ponytail mutters, like as if it wasn't a secret that she had an enormous crush on (M/N). And, just to clarify, he does know, girlfriend, he knows.

"You should totally talk to him!" The other annoying brat said softly, "And maybe I can get with the hottie that's always with him."

Woah, hold the phone. His eyes widened as he looked at the girl's phone to see her pointing at a picture of him and (M/N) at the library. Damn it, he knew he should've looked around that eerily quiet dungeon.

Apparently, the guy sitting next to him was listening too, because he kicks Craig's chair and when Craig looked at him, the guy gave him a thumbs up. He just decided to flip him off. Fuck you, guy I don't know, he thought.

But to think that he would want to get with these skanks is enough to make him want to vomit. This bitch is the most annoying girl in any of his classes. He only has her in one. How can a girl be so annoying. She's always with another guy almost in two months, she only talks about guys and her home life, and she always threatens people with reporting them to the Principal like she's some social justice warrior. And the only reason he knows this is because she sits right in front of him all the time, making him have to listen to them and their giggling and not so discreet conversations. Wait, he thought she was with someone...

"Oh, you don't want to get with him." Fuck you, too, bitch. "He always has this unemotional face on. Either that or he's scowling." She looked at her friend with what looked like a concerned look, but he knew that she wanted to give her friend the bitchiest look she can muster.

"Well, maybe I can pull a sweet side out of him.." She says, giggling silently afterward, which he swore gave Craig the worst migraine in his life. Oh, but he promises that that isn't going to happen. Not even with you, Miss Side-Chick. Not even with-

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⏰ Last updated: Feb 23, 2018 ⏰

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