Various x Reader Oneshots

Reward (Zoro X Sanji)

   Hey guys, I understand that I haven't been updating a lot. I'll try to get back into it, but with my current schedule it'll be very difficult as I has a lot of other things to keep track of.
  I saw this headcanon on Tumblr about Sanji being scared of spiders and Zoro having to kill them for him, so here you go hehe.
*Note: There is a lot of fluff in this. Like a lot. Like a lot a lot.

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   It was nice outside, the usual weather, pretty average day so far. Until everyone heard the screams.
   Everyone was terrified, even Zoro had gotten spooked from the scream in the kitchen. Zoro rushed into the room before anyone else did, worried for his secret boyfriend. He was mildly disappointed when he saw that he was screaming about a spider.
   "Get it away! Kill it! EWGH!" Sanji yelled, annoying everyone who had gotten worked up for no reason. Sanji was standing up on the counter, opposite to the average size arachnid on the other counter. He was holding a pan and was missing a shoe, as if trying to kill it by throwing it before anyone showed up, as it was on the other side of the room with the spider.
Zoro face palmed with a groan. Never had he expected that a spider would be the thing that Sanji was most scared of... Well, not most, but one of them.
He walked into the room with a displeased look on his face. He walked up to the spot where the spider was at and stared down at it. It wasn't moving at all, minding his own business. Zoro panned his gaze over to where Sanji sat up on the table.
"This is a new low for you, shit cook," he says with a slightly amused voice, "With all the flirting and shit with women, the average person would expect you to be fearless."
"Shut your mouth, moss!" Sanji exclaims back, "They don't scare me. They are just gross. And it's in my way!" Sanji points at the place the spider is at, clearly indicating that he was in need of getting in the cabinet. Zoro laughed dryly, "Why don't you come and kill it yourself if you're not scared of it?"
Sanji did not respond. He just looked at Zoro like he had just realized that he was found out. "Well, uh.." Sanji starts, "like I said... they're gross.." Sanji says in a softer tone.
Zoro looks down at the arachnid once again, looking at the appearance. It was about two inches big, counting the legs. It had dark fuzz on it. Even if he could point out these characteristics, Zoro couldn't tell what type of spider this was. Even though it shouldn't, it made him slightly worried. Would there being a spider this big on the ship mean there is more? Could they get bigger? He couldn't help himself from thinking these thoughts, even if they could count as overreactions, which he pointed out immediately after he though them.
Zoro looked at the door where he had come from. No one was there, since Sanji had pretty much pissed off everyone on the ship by screaming like a girl and scaring everyone. It's either that or no one cared. Probably the latter.
    Of course, since Zoro is the way he is, he decides to tease the cook a little more before helping him.
    "So?" He said nonchalantly without any thought of what come of the question. Sanji looked at him with fire in his eyes.
    "So?!" He exclaimed, obviously ticked off that Zoro wasn't taking this as seriously as the cook would like him to. "It's a disgusting spider! Go kill it so I can get in the cabinet!"
    "Why not just go around it? It's not like it's going to jump at you." Zoro looked back down at the spider, which is still sitting quietly and minding its own business. He looked back up at Sanji with a face that could only be described as 'Are you kidding me?'
    "It's in my way! Just get rid of it so I can get the stuff I need!"
    "Okay okay, but one more thing." Zoro says, holding up his index finger to emphasize the last statement.
    "What is it, you idiotic moss?!!" Sanji was yelling now, obviously annoyed with his boyfriend who was obviously making fun of him.
    Zoro pointed to his own puckered lips, trying to indicate he wanted a kiss. Sanji was taken back a bit. They hadn't kissed yet, they haven't had the chance to since they first got together. Even then, they hadn't kissed because they weren't even ready at the time.
   Sanji looked at his current lover with a blush on his face and started laughing nervously. "A-are you sure?" He said, "We haven't kissed yet, but now would be kinda dumb, right? Over a little spider?" He was sounding hypocritical now, but he didn't care, as he was extremely nervous.
    "If you aren't ready we don have to. But I want to." Said Zoro, putting his hands up as to signify he wasn't putting pressure on Sanji.
    Sanji gulped silently, "No, I want to. Just get the spider away from me!" He was yelling again, but only because he noticed that the spider was moving very slowly across the floor towards the exit. Apparently it was done with Sanji's bullshit. Zoro watched the spider for a little while, Sanji having a panic attack in the background. The spider finally reached the exit, Zoro still doing nothing as Sanji screamed at him to kill the spider.
    Soon the spider was gone and the two were left alone in silence. Sanji has migrated from just lean up on the counter to full on standing on the counter. Zoro, once he realized this, laughed slightly about how feminine the cook looked. He reminded Zoro of a woman standing on a chair, squealing over a mouse.
    Zoro walked over the Sanji  with the most amused look he's probably ever had on his face when looking at Sanji. He then picked up Sanji and set him gently on the ground, putting his hands on Sanji's waist. He looked down at Sanji with an expecting gaze while Sanji stared back, blushing and nervously looking about Zoro's face.
    Slowly, Zoro leaned in and closed his eyes and, after a moment of hesitation, Sanji did the same. Their lips finally touched as Sanji reaches up to hold Zoro's face.
    They stayed like that for a few seconds before Sanji made the kiss deeper by pulling Zoro closer and wrapping his arms around his neck. Zoro did the same with Sanji's waist and they stayed like that, enjoying being this close to each other.
    Suddenly, a wild Luffy slammed open the door, "SANJI IS THERE ANY MEAT TO EAT???!!!" Sanji and Zoro separated, but not pulling away from each other's grasps. Luffy just looked at them a bit and then ran off, screaming "USOOOOPP, YOU OWE ME DINNEERR!!"
   Zoro and Sanji just stayed there a while before they got the picture. Usopp and Luffy had been betting on if they were together or not.
    "LUFFYYYYY!!!" Sanji screamed, running out the the kitchen after his ecstatic captain with a blushing face in a blind rage.
    Zoro walked out of the kitchen and stared at his lover's retreating figure nonchalantly, as if he new something like this would happen sooner or later. He heard a giggle from behind him and he turned to see Robin behind him with a hand covering her smiling mouth.
    "To be honest," she said, "we all knew, we just didn't know how to tell you we did." Robin began giggling again, walking in the opposite direction, probably to tell the others. Zoro was left  by himself and as he was processing the current events, he began to feel humiliation. The whole crew knew the he and Sanji were together, but he didn't realize it.
    He needs a drink and a nap after this... and maybe another kiss or two.