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Day 2: Part 3

<<Louis' POV>>

Me: What am I in your phone as?

Young Harold 👶🏻: Did you have a nice wank?

Me: Answer my question and I'll let you know.

Young Harold 👶🏻: 'Wanker 👉🏻👌🏻'

Me: Oh god

Me: It was a pretty decent wank

Young Harold 👶🏻: Thanks for sharing

Me: Anytime

Young Harold 👶🏻: What am I in your phone as?

Me: 'Young Harold 👶🏻'

Young Harold 👶🏻: Actually it's just Harry

Me: I know

Young Harold 👶🏻: ?

Me: What would you rather me call you?

Young Harold 👶🏻: idk

Me: Hmm

Me: How about...

Me: Hazza

Young Harold 👶🏻: Mkay

Me: So wyd?

Hazza 💚: Hanging out with my friend

Hazza 💚: Things just got really awkward omg

Hazza 💚: halp

Me: What happened?

Hazza 💚: He asked me out

Me: oh

Me: What did you say?

Me: I thought you were straight???

Hazza 💚: I'm gonna think about it

Hazza 💚: I forgot to tell you

Hazza 💚: Surprise

Hazza 💚: I'm gay

Me: Who is this friend 😒

Hazza 💚: Zayn Malik

Me: Who's that?

Hazza 💚: He goes to a different school

Me: What are you gonna say?

Hazza 💚: Probably yeah

Me: oh

Hazza 💚: Oh?

Me: oh

Hazza 💚: Is boobear jealous?

Me: puh-leaze

Me: I don't get 'jealous'

Me: and don't call me that

Hazza 💚: You're jealous and imma call you boobear now

Me: Why do you think I'm jealous?

Me: I honestly don't care

Hazza 💚: You don't care?

Hazza 💚: Hm

Hazza 💚: Why don't I say yes then?

Me: Go for it

Hazza 💚: I might even kiss him

Me: Have fun

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Me: Wait! Hazza I made a mistake! Please don't!

Hazza: It's too late. I already did

Me: Did what?

Hazza: I gotta go

Me: Hazza! What did you do???
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Me: God I fūcked up

Hazza 💚: Who are you?

Me: Hazza..?

Hazza 💚: Who's Hazza? I'm Zayn

Me: Shit. How are you on Harry's phone???

Hazza 💚: He fell asleep. Listen. You're ruining my chances with him. But so far things are looking up

Me: Listen here shit face. That boy is my life. I recently got the balls to talk to him and you won't do anything to get him to hate me.

Hazza 💚: I don't have to

Me: ?

Hazza 💚: You made him cry. And guess who was there to comfort him? Oh yeah... Me 😏

Me: How did I make him cry??

Me: My poor baby

Hazza 💚: He's not yours and he wanted you to be jealous.

Hazza 💚: Now if you'll excuse me...

Me:?

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